I was doing a little work in my office this morning, and I heard a commotion form the hall. When I went to investigate, what did I find? I found SWMBO half way out the front door with the Christmas tree (a large one about 7 foot high and 5 foot wide). Trailing from this tree were the remains of three sets of tree lights. The lights were still plugged in when she started to move the tree and so the wires had snapped as she dragged the tree out of the living room (leaving the broken wires in a pool of muddy water because the base was still attached - full of water which has emptied accross the room). On the way out various things had been knocked to the floor - including my laptop! When I cried out for her to stop she cut me off and shouted "I know, just leave me to it". It turns out she wasn't even aware that the lights were still on the tree!
Dude!! You do know there are women lerking around these boards, right!! This should be posted over on the Mens Only board!!
She's stupid, but that doesn't mean women are stupid. Women like this annoy the hell out of me as well. You're wrong, Nintendo. If he posted it there, then he would not be corrected and would proceed to live an ignorant existence full of delusions.
Why are women so stupid? Now, that is a stupid "Question" if i ever seem one,right? Sorry--some man are just as stupid! You should umm said "Why are SOME women so stupid"....
Generalization and blind bias against an entire gender is stupid ... that's about as intelligent as telling your kids not to play with guns with a demonstration of shooting yourself ... I nominate you for a Darwin Award.
Listen to all the 'politically corrects' spouting on about individuals and stuff. If they had found their significant other in the same position they wouldn't be so light with the language. Dude, I feel your pain. Maybe it's a Scottish thing? Mine tried to do the same but I was lucky enough to catch her just before the tree moving operation and subsequent disaster went into effect. Experience has taught me well.
Just to let those who haven't yet realised into the secret. I was mightily p***ed off when I posted the original message - hense the inflamatory generalisation. Men can be just as stupid as women, but for some reason I seem to spend too much time battling with women that are on first-name terms with the cock-up fairy.
Are you sure she isn't pissed off? Maybe waiting for you to help? Trying to get your attention maybe?
Yes, its in the underground area (secret area), you need to provide "DNA samples", please send via Fedex to His Royal King of da Wackos, 187 Royalty Drive, Buckingbeef Palace, London UK. PS. Don't tell any one about it!
Maybe you should have asked before insulting me. I said that I would be doing an hour or so's work and she was to call me if she needed any help with anything.
Not insulting you, just asking a question. Besides, where in your original post did you say anything about an hour? Being a female in a relatiionship with a male: I can ask him a hundred times to help me with something and I'm ignored continually. It gets frustrating, ya know? For instance: I have my own tree issues. Decorations taken down and put a way a week ago - I took em down. Been asking him for a week to take it out. You think he could take out the stupid thing? Heck no. I suspect it will be up till next year too!