Why are girls so complicated??

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by fryman, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. yo-yo

    yo-yo Well-Known Member

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    #61
    Oh, you've paid for it. Every dinner, movie and gift ;)

    The guy who just outright pays for it just saves himself a lot of time.:D

    I've never picked up a stripper I met at a club, but I have been with 2 strippers and I'd say they're overrated.
     
    yo-yo, Feb 17, 2006 IP
  2. piniyini

    piniyini Well-Known Member

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    #62
    Thats the best thing I've heard from Ned say, true aswell (I think)
     
    piniyini, Feb 17, 2006 IP
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    #63
    No, she likes books to much to be on the net.


    D
     
    bigdoug, Feb 17, 2006 IP
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    #64
    There is in fact a special code:- loveherlotsanddowhatshesaysalmostalwaysandwhenshesaysfuckherwellanddontlookatothergirls

    If that doesn't work, try:-

    buyabigdiamondringwithanewcarplusnewwardrobeandsendhermotherchocolateseveryweekandonlywhensheisreallyreallyhornyshouldyouletherfuckyoubutdontcometooquickbecauseshemightpreferthehunkygardenerorsneakyvisitsfromherexboyfreind

    Apart from those two codes,,, dunno..;)
     
    Elearn-uni, Feb 17, 2006 IP
  5. shahab6

    shahab6 Well-Known Member

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    #65
    That was very funny :D
     
    shahab6, Feb 17, 2006 IP
  6. melaniejk

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    #66
    I find it all really discouraging....
    you guys don't have a clue.

    (exception: bigdoug...of course, all the good ones are always taken).
     
    melaniejk, Feb 17, 2006 IP
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  7. tesla

    tesla Notable Member

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    #67
    Always thinking yoyo. :) That was the point I was trying to make. Everyone pays, we just pay in different ways.

    I don't spend time chasing women at bars and clubs. That is time that should be spent making money. When I need a woman, all I need to do is make a call and set up a appointment. I will be guaranteed to get laid.

    When you hit on chicks at a club or bar, you may get blown off. I never get blown off. To see the quality level escorts I like to go for, click on the link below(warning: it contains adult content)

    http://www.cathouselovers.com/welcome.html

    All the chicks on this site live less than thirty minutes away from me and if I wanted I could get anyone of them I want tonight. Ha! :)
     
    tesla, Feb 17, 2006 IP