Who would go to heaven?

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by opportunist86, Nov 13, 2011.

  1. Rukbat

    Rukbat Well-Known Member

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    #21
    Since everything is according to God's will (you can look that one up yourself), everything that everyone does is his will, so everyone who accepts Jesus as his savior goes to heaven. (Not according to me, according to Christianity. If you're looking for logical consistency, Christianity is the wrong place to look. Your god is an illogical god.)

    Who goes to heaven? That depends on who you ask. One who hasn't drunk your Kool Aid will say that, since there's no such place, no one goes there.
     
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    JamesColin Prominent Member

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    #22
    I would rather say that everyone who believe they will go to heaven after they die, will go. Because it's all in the head, so if you really believe you'll go someplace, you will.. It's as easy as that.
    Me I think I won't go anywhere, so I'm not going anywhere. Religion 101, very easy indeed, if religion wasn't easy, there wouldn't be so many dumbasses believing in it!
     
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    ApocalypseXL Notable Member

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    #23
    @Rukbat , thank you omniscient one , I'm glad to see you have the answer to everything . Now since you know everything can you tell me the lottery numbers for this week ?

    Yes that's true . I heard the atheist religion is all the rage , lots of dumbasses join every day .
     
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  4. thesickearth

    thesickearth Active Member

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    #24
    atheism is a religion just like not collecting stamps is a hobby, yeah i heard that somewhere.
     
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    ApocalypseXL Notable Member

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    #25
    Oh , ya that's totally true , this is why you don't see any atheists discussing religion or caring about religion or doing anything that makes them interact with religion . It's the same thing with philatelists and nonphilatelists :rolleyes:
     
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  6. thesickearth

    thesickearth Active Member

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    #26
    Atheism is a hobby then. They simply have fun with godbots. I am not an atheist, but boy do I enjoy having fun with godbots! Btw most atheists that I know do not discuss or care about any religion.
     
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    #27
    So you're an agnostic that hates religion or just a troll ?
     
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  8. thesickearth

    thesickearth Active Member

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    #28
    i only despise stupid religions really. I cant say i hate them since i do not wish them to disappear, meaning this entertainment is valuable to me. Also, i like to threaten godbots with eternal suffering in hell and damnation of their souls when they do something I don't like that is also forbidden by the fairytale of their choice.
     
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    mmerlinn Prominent Member

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    #29
    I can't understand why anyone would want to go to heaven. I sure don't want to.
     
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  10. thesickearth

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    #30

    there aren't many godbots who are able to grasp the concept of eternity.
     
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    #31
    @Sick So you're just a troll , thanks for the info .
     
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    #32
    The bible is clear, all sins are forgivable, all except disbelief. So yeah, Hitler was a christian, could very well be in heaven and Einstein is being tortured as we speak. If you disagree with that, then abandon the faith, don't try to twist it in to something you feel comfortable defending.

    Want to hear some quotes from Hitler regarding your jebus?
     
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    #33
    Yes stOx's book is clear , all sins that he thinks can be forgiven will be forgiven except the ones he doesn't :rolleyes: Sorry to disappoint you little puppet but God forgives all sins of those who seek his forgiveness . So Hitler is roasting along with Stalin , while Einstein is probably in Heaven .
     
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    #34
    That isn't what the book says- if you don't believe in jesus, you don't go to heaven. You're literally just making it up as you go along now. What's the matter? Do you not feel comfortable actually believing the shit you claim to believe?

    According to the bible, heaven isn't a reward for being a good person, it's a reward for being an obedient, well trained drone.
     
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    #35
    LOL Again you're reading the Bible like a nutjob . There are only 11 rules in the Bible , nothing more or less , the rest is up to you . If God gave us a superb brain why would he want us not to use it lol .
     
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    #36
    You tell me, because not using it seems to be a requirement of your position. I can only go by what your book says, which i assume you believe in. And the book is clear, disbelievers don't go to heaven.

    You can wish it was different, but that only demonstrates your lack of faith, what you can't do is claim it says something it doesn't.
     
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    #37
    If you don't believe in God no , you don't go to heaven because you turned your face away but if you're an agnostic and you've been a good person all your life then you've got a pretty high change of getting in .

    So anyway nice to see you boxed yourself in again , always a pleasure to "reason" to you stOx .
     
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    #38
    A heaven based on games of probabilities would be worthless. It would imply people keep doing supposedly good deed in order to increase their chance of getting into heaven which inherently makes those same deeds worthless,
     
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    #39
    And whosaid so? Is it in bible or you made it all up ?
     
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    #40
    We live in a world of probabilities , if you expect to be 100% sure of something you're in the wrong universe . If you don't like it you can keep practicing your taqiyya .
     
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