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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by NewCamz, Aug 2, 2006.

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    , "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
    (Borrowed from somewhere)
    SEMrush
     
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    hextraordinary Well-Known Member

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    Maybe a family member of the guy who said "let me try and see what is that my baby is eating...."
     
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    redz Well-Known Member

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    lol good one, or mabe someone got curious and squeezed it to see what comes out lol.
     
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    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    I always wondered that about chicken eggs... Gee, this ugly bird just crapped something... maybe I'll eat it. :)
     
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    I don't know, but cows are one of my favorite things to eat........ excluding babies of course ;)
     
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    hextraordinary Well-Known Member

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    Did you just say it, or it came out wrong?
     
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    macnesa23 Peon

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    #7
    lol too much
     
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    Think of how the first cow felt when someone came up to her and squeezed her boobies...
     
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    #9
    The real question about cows is this...

    There are herds of wild horses in the world...running across vast stretches of wildnerness
    There are herds of buffalo doing the same..

    Are there wild herds of cows just running free as a bird somewhere? If not...why are they only on farms.

    Same with chickens. How come you never see a field filled with wild chickens - as you would herons or turkeys or something. Why do they only exist on farms?
     
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    Obviously because the other animals found out how tasty cows and chickens are
     
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    honestly... too much... and maybe try not ripping off the stand up comic you watched last night on Just for Laughs... atleast wait 2 days :D
     
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    Hey, look! A giant fat disgusting animal that smells horrid and just crapped right infront of me--I think I'll cook and eat it.

    We learned to eat this stuff to survive :p Willkommen zu Masse.
     
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    Um, gross... i just ate hamburger... and a cow shit shake....
     
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    Ever wondered why it was only cow's milk....why not lion's :eek: or camel's or elephant.

    Maybe there are know answers to such question.

    The same as what came first chicken or an egg

    Or perhaps like Why did chicken cross the road :eek:
     
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    I've never milked an elephant before... but like Ben Stiller says on "Meet the parents" 'You can pretty much milk anything with nipples' so who knows...

    Maybe grab that Elephant by it's hard grey nips and give 'er
     
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    I think most people know why you SHOULD NOT attempt to milk a lion.

    lmao -
     
    dotcomguy, Aug 4, 2006 IP