Kinda on topic... I coworker was happy that I recommended a local doctor for an ailment he had, and wanted to tell/ask me about his visit. In a roomful of coworkers, he asked who was the short old-lady doctor, I asked I don't know, the office only had two doctors and both are tall. He then proceeded to tell us the story, trying to spark my memory about this nonexistent doctor. He explained the doctor [no white coat, no id badge, or name tag] came into the examination room, told him to get undressed, and gave him a prostate exam, then left to not be seen again. I couldn't help him, and when he asked people in the office where did the first-doctor go, they couldn't help as well. It "seems" someone walked off the street, and 'examined' him, and left. To top it, I think he was in the doctors' office for a sprained knee. We could only laugh, for several weeks. tom