Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
The CIA released documents in 1992 that explicitly state Lee Harvey Oswald worked for them. On a side note, the mafia has never, and could never pull off such a clean assasination. Jack Ruby's timing was suspiciously perfect. They knew where and when Oswald would be. And silenced him before he could get his word out to the press. Also in the files, police officers' notes during interrogation, which were supposed to be destroyed, but found later, indicated that Oswald said he was working for the CIA. A nice tidbit as well: The CIA director and Lyndon Johnson were seen but a half hour after the shooting walking and talking together. Why would the CIA director, who is normally in Virginia, be in Dallas? Maybe he knew something was going on. P.S. On another note, Lyndon Johnson, the CIA Director, and even the head of the Warren Commission who investigated the assasination, were Masons. Whereas JFK, a Catholic (The Catholic church banned Masonicism) was not a mason. No correlation, maybe?
A lot of information and police records have been sealed until the year 2013 I believe when they will be revealed to the public.
LoL, since it happened a few years before I was born, I think I'm off the hook. Of course, you never know what the US Department of Justice will turn up in all those search records.
They will probably take until the very last minute to reveal all of the documents and archives that are to be opened by 2017 (not 2013 I I've mistakenly posted in this thread). And who knows what we will be able to see. The whole JFK assassination thing does stink to high heaven, this is the one conspiracy theory I give a lot of credit to. It will be very ugly if what many believe is going to be proven truthful. What Henny has said above seems far fetched at first, but personally, I wouldn't be surprised if something to that respect was actually the case here. JFK had his own mind - political parties don't like that. I still believe that hadn't he been assassinated, he would not have gone down in history as that important of a figgure, but nevertheless, he was the first "people's President" and a damn cool guy for being a democrat
I think the most probable is the theory that he was killed by a group of Federal Reserve Bank shareholders, although who knows who else might be involved. Kennedy had US Treasury print their own money, which took profit away from FRB, and intended to take the power to print money from FRB at all. These guys would lose unimaginable amount of money if that happened. It only costs about 3 cents to print a $100 note. Besides, who else can order killing of a US President and get away with it. Oswald theory is a fantasy - how does it explain the death of near 2 dozen key witnesses, all in short period of time and none of old age. And it makes sense to me if whoever killed JFK also killed RFK