Who is your favorite DP member?

Obviously he hit on the real key to the hearts and minds of DP´ers everywhere. Beer!

 

Look at this guy go. ysf1, comen to get yu . Just to let any of you know Minstrel made good on his end, hic-up#*'! So any of you fence sitters that can't decide which way to vote...if you like beer there's only one way to vote, hic-up#*'!

Mella is a he and ysf1 is a she. Shawn is...master of the universe but maybe not the mayor of DP (I am having trouble trying to discredit him for fear of my very existance here)

 

I couldn't have made it this far without the help of Homer, my campaign manager and author of the brilliant beer strategy, and my Chicago lieutenant, Crazy_Rob

A Vote for Minstrel is a vote for beer

 

Uhhhh....what is this thread about?

 

I understand your confusion, Dreamshop.

The original thread title, "Minstrel For Mayor", was much clearer but one of the moderators (tops) changed it...

A Vote for Minstrel is a vote for beer

 

Look how valuable the link in my sig has been for you, Minstrel.

You've managed to garner three votes since I added it.

 

Uh...this is a massive campaign here Crazy Rob you are but 1 critical part of the success that is being acheived here. Some of the other factors include beer, beer and beer...and of course Minstrel's natural sense of wit.

Now, I realize that beer isn't for everyone but it is for those that matter in this case.(no pun intended)

 

HEY! Wait a minute here... I have solid, incontrovertible evidence that Minstrel is really a GIRL.

And not only that, Minnie is a girl of rather low repute. There is even a song about it.

This low character has a history of slinging barbs and bribes but in order to claw her way above her own sordid past, she sunk so low as to not only question the virtue but also to question the very sex of that upstanding and pure at heart forum supporter, Miss Mella Innocentta de Virginimus de Puritee

I am convinced that Homer has been an innocent party in this deception and invite him to make his feelings on the matter public.

 

Have I been had here? See, I know you are trying to play a major phycological ploy here, because I am one of Mistrel's patients. His is indeed a professional as I am certifyable...with his help I have been able to see the light of day again. He is a genius in his field and makes Dr.Phil look like a lost puppy dog.

I am sorry I am not falling for your curtain of deception e10.

Geez...what lengths some people will go to . This Minnie thing is new to me so I will assume that minnie and Minstrel are 2 in the same, or is Minnie Mella? Not sure, regardless I have NO PROBLEM with Mella, I think he's a great guy and wish him the best in success.

I see what you are up to though. I am even beginning to question the authenticity of Crazy Rob

 

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

You poor boy Homer! All your link proves is that other people suspected the truth about Minnie before I did. Your dreams os latching on to a powerful leader must be in tatters round your feet.

Just sign here ... and come to Momma!

 

Did the women get high rep because they answered questions or because they are women?

Can see my rep taking a nose dive hehe

 

Well Minstrel who IS a woman, pretended not to be one, Mells was falsely confused of being a female imersonator AND a hormone raddled, spotty boy, while LADY78 has made it very clear that her hobby is dancing on tables. WF has come the nearest to anyone to admitting going out of an evening in a skirt w/no knickers on though admittedly being a Scot he probably does look exceedingly fine in a sporran and long socks (swoon).

I´m afraid it has all got too hot and confusing for me and I am off to bed with a Xanax and a notepad.

 

Well I'm a woman and I have hardly any rep, even the people I go out of the way to answer their questions with helpful advice never give me rep. I once spent an hour giving someon design tips on their website in the review folder and they never even said thanks. that's poopy!

 

Thanks for the sympathy dear. I really am a poor boy and appreciate special attention.

Um...when's the last time you had a look at the scoreboard? What my link proves is how much imagination some have.


You wanted me to sign here? Here's my sig
...count me in

 

Ah, how sad. Not only misguided but disfigured also. No wonder Homer cleaves to a Svengali, like Miss Tral

 

That made me laff... some green stufff on the way

 

Try changing your Avatar...I hear underwear and beer works good

Oh, hum. I thought I was clear on this Dr. Minstrel has commissioned me to assist in campaign management to help insure victory.

We are also trying to recrut some members to bear the signature of a winner...perhaps you would like to donate your sig space to a great cause?

 

How about bikinis, boobs, n guns?

 

Sounds fine to me..

 

Minstrel is leading with 17 Votes,and i see no activity from him,Seems as if he might have bought the bottle and will be posting his next post from a PUB