I found these in a file on my computer. ------------------------------------------------ The Secret of Making People Like You _________________________________ A Little Mistake That Cost A Farmer $3,000 A Year _________________________________ Advice To Wives Whose Husbands Don't Save Money - By A Wife _________________________________ The Child Who Won The Hearts Of All _________________________________ Are You Ever Tongue-Tied At A Party? _________________________________ How A New Discovery Made A Plain Girl Beautiful _________________________________ The Last 2 Hours Are The Longest - And Those Are The 2 Hours You Save _________________________________ Who Else Wants A Screen Star Figure? _________________________________ Do You Make These Mistakes In English? _________________________________ Why Some Foods "Explode" In Your Stomach _________________________________ Hands That Look Lovelier In 24 Hours - Or Your Money Back _________________________________ You Can Laugh At Money Worries - If You Follow This Simple Plan _________________________________ Why Some People Almost Always Make Money In The Stock Market _________________________________ When Doctors "Feel Rotten" This Is What They Do _________________________________ It Seems Incredible That You Can Offer These SIgned Original Etchings - For Only $5.00 Each _________________________________ Five Familiar Skin Troubles - WHich Do You Want To Overcome? _________________________________ Which Of These $2.50 to $5.00 Best Sellers Do You Want For Only $1.00 Each? _________________________________ Who Ever Heard Of A Woman Losing Weight - ANd Enjoying 3 Delicious Meals At The Same Time? _________________________________ How I Imporved My Memory In One Evening _________________________________ Discover The Fortune That Lies Hidden In Your Salary _________________________________ Doctors Prove 2 Out Of 3 Women Can Have More Beautiful Skin In 14 Days _________________________________ How I Made A Fortune With A "Fool Idea" _________________________________ How Often Do You Hear Yourself Saying: "No, I Haven't Read It: I've Been Meaning To!" _________________________________ Thousands Have This Priceless Gift - But Never Discover It! _________________________________ Whose Fault When Children Disobey? _________________________________ How A "Fool Stunt" Made Me A Star Salesman _________________________________ Have You These Symptoms Of Nerve Exhaustion? _________________________________ Guaranteed To Go Through Ice, Mud or Snow - Or We Pay The Tow! _________________________________ Have You A "Worry" Stock? _________________________________ How A New Kind Of Clay Improved My Complexion In 30 Minutes _________________________________ 161 New Ways To A Man's Heart - In This Fascinating Book For Cooks _________________________________ Profits That Lie Hidden In Your Farm _________________________________ Is The Life OF A Child Worth $1 To You? _________________________________ Everywhere Women Are Raving About This Amazing New Shampoo _________________________________ Do You Do Any Of These Ten Embarrassing Things? _________________________________ Six Types Of Investors - Which Group Are You In? _________________________________ How To Take Out Stains... Use (Product Name) And Follow These Easy Directions _________________________________ Today... Add $10,000 To Your Estate - For The Price Of A New Hat _________________________________ Does Your Child Ever Embarrass You? _________________________________ Is Your Home Picture-Poor? _________________________________ How To Give Your Children Extra Iron - These 3 Delicious Ways _________________________________ To People Who Want To Write - But Can't Get Started _________________________________ This Almost-Magical Lamp Lights Highway Turns Before You Make Them _________________________________ The Crimes We Commit Against Our Stomachs _________________________________ The Man WIth The "Grasshopper Mind" _________________________________ They Laughed When I Sat Down At The Piano - But Then I Started To Play _________________________________ Throw Away Your Oars _________________________________ How To Do Wonders With A Little Land _________________________________ Who Else Wants Lighter Cake - In Half The Mixing Time! _________________________________ Little Leaks That Keep Men Poor _________________________________ Pierced By 301 Nails... Retains Full Air Pressure _________________________________ No More Backbreaking Garden Chores For Me - Yet Ours Is Now The Showplace Of The Neighborhood _________________________________ Often A Bridesmaid, Never A Bride _________________________________ How Much Is "Working Tension" Costing Your Company? _________________________________ To Men Who Want TO Quit Work Someday _________________________________ How To Plan Your House To Suit Yourself _________________________________ Buy No Desk - Until You've Seen This Sensation Of A Business Show _________________________________ I Lost My Bulges - And Saved Money Too _________________________________ Why (Brand Name) Bulbs Give More Light This Year _________________________________ Right And Wrong Farming Methods - And Little Pointers That Will Increase Your Profits _________________________________ New Cake-Improver Gets Your Compliments Galore! _________________________________ Imagine Me - Holding An Audience Spellbound For 30 Minutes _________________________________ Did You Ever See A "Telegram" From Your Heart? _________________________________ New Sampoo Leaves Your Hair Smoother - Easier To Manage _________________________________ It's A Shame For You To Not Make Good Money - WHen These Men Do It So Easily _________________________________ You Never Saw Such Letters As Harry And I Got About Our Pears _________________________________ Thousands Now Play Who Never THought They Could _________________________________ Great New Discovery Kills Kitchen Odors Quick! - Makes Indoor Air "Country Fresh" _________________________________ Take This 1-Minute Test - Of An Amazing New Kind Of Shaving Cream _________________________________ Announcing... The New Edition Of The Encyclopedia That Makes It Fun To Learn Things _________________________________ For the Woman Who Is older Than She Looks _________________________________ Here's A Quick Way To Break Up A Cold _________________________________ If You Were Given $200,000 To Spend - Isn't This The Kind Of (Type of Product, But Not Brand Name) You Would Build? _________________________________ 67 Reasons Why I Would Have Paid You To Answer Our Ad A Few Months Ago _________________________________ Suppose This Happened On Your Wedding Day _________________________________ Are They Being Promoted Right Over Your Head? _________________________________ What Everybody Ought To Know - About This Stock and Bond Business _________________________________ Money-Saving Bargains From America's Oldest Diamond Discount House _________________________________ Former Barber Earns $8,000 In 4 Months As A Real Estate Specialist _________________________________ Free Book - Tells You 12 Secrets Of Better Lawn Care _________________________________ Greatest Gold-Mine of Easy "Things To Make" Ever Crammed Into One Big Book _________________________________ Own Florida Land This Easy Way... $10 Down And $10 A Month _________________________________ Take Any 3 Of These Kitchen Appliances - For Only $8.95 (Values Up To $15.45) _________________________________ Save 20 Cents On 2 Cans Of Cranberry Sauce - Limited Offer _________________________________ One Place-Setting Free For Every Three You Buy _________________________________ Using A Lawyer May Be Dangerous To Your Wealth _________________________________ The People Who Read This Book Will End Up With Your Money _________________________________ The Truth About Getting Rich _________________________________ Own A Business Of Your Choice Without Investing 1 Cent _________________________________ How To Make A Fortune Today Starting From Scratch _________________________________ The Secret To Being Wealthy _________________________________ Dare To Be Rich _________________________________ A Startling Fact About Money _________________________________ How To Discover What You Are Really Good At _________________________________ The Most Expensive Mistake Of Your Life _________________________________ How To Write A Business Letter _________________________________ 7 Ways To Collect Your Unpaid Bills _________________________________ How To Start From "Scratch" And Become A PO Box Millionaire _________________________________ Need More Money? _________________________________ Want To Be A Legal Investigator? --------------------------------------------------- I hope they help you out! Ty Maier
Sorry, but these are at best merely normal. They are not even close to the Greatest. I would like to see some people try to come up with better here, like: Obama's Secret 3rd Gender Lover Comes Forth
While not all those headlines jump out at me and grab my attention, there are definitely some gems in that collection. Thanks for posting.