"Oh hey, before you hang up God... exactly why did you "make" humans?" "Uhhh... well there was this thing I had just invented called ethanol, the stuff you find in liquor... and I tried it out. I was buzzed for about seven days, and the seventh day I just kinda passed out man... Yeah... sorry about that and everything." "Oh... So are you going to help us?" "Pfff no, go back to your damn wars, this is better than reality TV. If it gets too boring I might sling an asteroid there to make it the Ultimate Wrath of God Survivor" "You're not really a god are you?" "Please, just because I happen to be from the center of the galaxy doesn't mean I am a real god. Oh Jesus Christ, I have to go now, the in-laws are coming. *click*" "..."
Which religion will go to heaven? Well, one of these religions will take you to heaven, it's your choice. Just select your favorite picture to represent your belief and you'll be ok: Judaism-Moses_parting_the_red_sea: Christianity-Jesus-ascension: Islam-The Kaaba (undressed here) the holiest place in Islam where ritual circumambulation is performed: Hinduism-Holy river: