What do you think? I am aksing which Bollywood song you consider is written most weirdly. Yes, there are some very good and innovative lyrisists here, but some of them try weirdness to make their song popular. By the the innovative ( and quality ) writers are Gulzar, Javed Akhtar, Prasoon Joshi, Piyush Mishra, Irshad Kamil and more.
The most weird and hilarious lyric I have ever heard was from film "Mr & Mrs. Khiladi" starring Akshay And Juhi... Jab Tak Rehega Samose me aloo... Tu meri rahegi O Shalu! Regards, RightMan