Where Can I Find Funny/Rude/Hilarious Birthday Emails!????

Hi there dpers,

I'm in urgent need of a funny (not just a dog or emoticon singing happybday either - this is not funny) email. I don't want to pay for one as all the paid ones I've seen are just as rubbish as the unpaid ones.

Do any of you dpers know a site that has funny birthday email videos/animations/voiceovers? I have no problem downloading it and fixing it up a bit, I just want to know where they all are!?? Or does no one use these??

Help would be great, thanks......