When it comes to music I'm as sharp as a nerf toy.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Roman, Oct 3, 2005.

  1. #1
    OK, my musical IQ is equivelant to Iamneds CP, but I was just watching a Columbo episode about a symphony conductor who killed his mistress. Anyways, an symphony consists of many talented musicians and a guy/gal waiving a stick, yet this stick waiver gets all the attention and credtit. Now I do understand tempo etc., but you could get a monkey to waive his tail to signal the start after which the musicians are focused on their sheet music.

    My question: Why are there not any monkey conductors?
     
    Roman, Oct 3, 2005 IP
  2. relixx

    relixx Active Member

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    because the monkeys would start throw feces around :p
     
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    #3
    Because the conductors job goes beyond the keeping of tempo ;)
     
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    relixx Active Member

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    They throw feces around too? :p
     
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    Coz Nobody believes they could do it except you.
     
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    Could you repeat the question? :confused:
     
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  7. Roze

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    Hi, Masters Degree in music performance here ;)

    As you said, the conductor is important for keeping the tempo steady, but they do way more then start the orchestra.

    If you ever watch a symphony conductor, you'll see them make a variety of hand gestures and facial expressions that really communicate to the orchestra. If there's an important moment in a piece coming up in a few beats, they will make certain signals to communicate how they want the orchestra to interpret this upcoming moment. So for example if there's a beautiful soaring melody in the string section, you might see the conductor making broad sweeping motions with his or her arms - it's all about nonverbal communication.

    The orchestra is very much not "concentrated on their sheet music." Musicians are trained to look down at their music when necessary, but we always keep a peripheral eye on the conductor, often looking at him or her 100% when one of those important moments is coming up.

    Also the conductor is essential if something is going wrong - if a trumpet enters in the wrong spot or the cellos play out of time (tempo), someone needs to get the group back on track and that's the conductor's job.

    I hope I answered your question, if you have any more please let me know! I'll try to keep my peripheral eye on this thread. :)
     
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  8. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamerâ„¢

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    Thanks, I'll buy that.

    Now you know why I'm not a musician nor a conductor, if fact I'm a lot closer to the monkey.


    Bah, I wnted to give you a green rep but: You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
     
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  9. MattEvers

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    Damn, I'm confused...

    :confused: :D
     
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