I would have killed for the opportunity to be one of the "victims" http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/22/teacher.sex/index.html Are you kidding me?!?
The way you act, in her head she's probably thinking "I bang a 14 year old every night". I meant that as a compliment. One time I shaved off all my facial hair, dressed really young, and acted really young for a day or two to freak my girlfriend out. I even used the word "boobie" while we were doing it. She said she felt so dirty afterwards.
I do that all the time. And sometimes I even get to "completion" real fast so that it's like I'm really 15 or so.