Whats your favorite movie one liner..

Whats your favorite movie one liner, which one had you laughing so hard you almost peed your pants?

For me, one of them has to be from the movie spaceballs.

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders..... Chicken???"

 

A line from "Blazing Saddles", but I would rather not repeat it here It was hillarious, but not quite PC anymore... In the context in which Brooks wrote it, it sure was funny though.

Anything Brooks has touched has always had me rolling!

 

"ever see a grown man naked?" , Airplane

 

"Shirley you can't be serious"

 

Hands down, top for me:

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-Sgt. "Wild Bill Guarnere," E Company, 506 PIR, 101st Airborne Div.

 

"Hasta la vista, Baby!" Terminator 2

 

Actually, I have to cop another, from Patton, played by George C. Scott:

Patton (after kicking said soldier in the ass): "What are you doing, soldier?

Soldier: "Sleeping, sir!"

Patton: "Good, go back to sleep - you're the only son of a bitch around here who knows what he's doing!"

 

Yeah, that's one of my fav's too!

Major League and The Big Lebowski have some good ones too!

 

"I'll be back"

 

Raising Arizona (1987)

Nick Cage (IIRC) was robbing a store or bank and had pantyhose on to disguise his face. He waves down a truck for a ride. It's an old country guy and he says "Son, you got a panty on your head."

There's a Three Stooges episode where Curly says "I'm trying to think but nothing happens." Always liked that one

 

coen brothers movies are always good for quotes. oh brother, where art thou? (a great movie) had a ton of them:

After asking for dapper dan and being told it'd take 2 weeks to get there. Then asked for a car part and that'd be 2 weeks too:

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

 

I think my all time favorite has to be "PC Load Letter --- What the Phuck does that mean?"

Whenever the day goes to crap, I like to pop in "Office Space"! That movie captures the essense of the doldrums of the ordinary office cubical!

 

I agree, Office Space is definitely a classic!

 

Predator - Arnie - "If it bleeds, we can kill it" and many more from the terminator

 

Oh yeah! Lots of good ones in that movie too.

#1: Ahnold: "Back to the choppa!"

#2: Jesse Ventura: "I aint got time to bleed"

#3: Jesse: "Bunch a slackjawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a goddamned Sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

 

"See how steady this hand is?"

"Steady as a rock".

"Yeah, but I shoot with this hand".

Blazing Saddles.

 

Vince Vaughn from Old School... "Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife."

 

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"

The Usual Suspects

 

Lee Ermey, Full Metal Jacket:

 

Dazed and Confused: "That's what I love about high school girls. No matter how old I get, they always stay the same age."

Fear and Loathing in las Vegas: "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

another from Fear and Loathing
"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. "