Mine is, "If Charlie Sheen was a drug your face would melt and your children would all weep over your exploded body!" #winning
“I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy!†I guess this one is my favorite. Fuck it, no more Two and A Half Men.
"If I've learned anything at all, it's that I know nothing about women. They remain a mystery. But I've learned to stop trying to figure them out. There's no end to the journey, and that's what makes it so compelling." Really sucks that the show is off.