I am not a pessimist, and I am not trying to by cynical, however... In the end, you can only rely on yourself.
*Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. (Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry)
If you sleep with your wifes siter, don't get drunk many years later and tell your wife what you did <true> On a more philisophical note, give as much as you can to others, because no matter how much you give away, you get more back in, help when you need it, support when you didn't know you needed it, and the frienship and respect of people you have never met, nor are likely to. Oh and one last thing, <in joke warning> Never swap your goat for a BJ
Odd thing was we were not married at the time, we did get married, but shouldn't have, and separated a while later. I never did sleep with her sister again, and to be honest, when I slept with her sister I didn't know they were sisters. It is a really odd story and one I will tell at a later date maybe. Suffice to say , imagine going to meet your girlfriends parents for the first time, and the girl that opens the door for you is a girl you slept with 2 weeks earlier at a college party Talk about bad luck huh If that don't teach you nothing will
I did propose some sibling sexual satisfaction . What a mistaka to maka. I mean how was I to know she had a bi-sexual brother. <this part is pure fiction>
The mantra I live my life by however is this Never waste time regretting the past, it can not be altered, and no experience in life, no matter how painful, is wasted, provided we learn from it!