What's the funniest sound you've ever heard?

What's the funniest sound you've ever heard?
I would vote for this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qff9V27Weaw It's hilarious really

 

When I was a child I've had birds called Amadins... they were not singing... they made such a sound that reminded me small kittens mewing

 

it has to be my window cleaner who i thought was a peeping tom when i was having a bath, i pushed the window open and it banged on something so i pushed harder and could hear "dont, stop, please dont....oh shit....aghhhhhhhh" crash, poor guy landed head 1st into next doors water butt

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL52Dxb9yAo

 

You seem to have lots of stories about you accidentally hurting people...happen often?

 

The voices in my head always sound funny, they never leave me alone.

 

funniest sound i ever heard was the time i let a bunch of hamsters loose in the cafeteria of an old folks home

 

And what do they tell you to do? )

 

They tell me to kill everyone.

 

My dog who say "hello"

 

Why don't you post a video with him? i want to see that

 

I had a fight with some guy .When i kicked on his butt real hard he produced some one of a kind sound.I first thought that to be from some one's mobile phone but later on he admitted that he farted.

 

I have another one...it happened in my fizics class. It was so quiet and the teacher was explaining something. I needed a tissue and it was in my pocket along with some coins...well...lots of coins. So when I got the tissue out, I pulled it out along with the coins. And they all fell down on the floor. In that instant everyone turned their heads around and they were all looking at me. Good thing the teacher found it funny

 

Any more funny sounds? ...Nothing?

 

This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKAyhLtiKEA

 

oh yea i have a bad reputation for being a clutts and doing things that i shouldn't

 

Your little snippets read like scenes from the old carry on films.

 

That's so cute

 

nice one man