I came across this quote today while reading Women's Quarterly. * * OK, not really. It popped up in an unrelated search. But hey, it's a good line. P.S. 1911 > 911.
Sorry, it's a joke I just made up. (I am probably not the first person to do so.) 1911 is a popular type of handgun. 911 is the number used to dial for government assistance. So... 1911 is greater than 911. One will save your life, the other will get you a government employee out to take pictures and tag your toe.
first of all they r drunk so no matter how big they are they cant fight so give em an ass whoopin n b a hero