What would Happen if your Dog's Name was My Penis

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by hobsonschoice, Dec 16, 2005.

  1. #1
    Mypenis ate my homework.

    • Sorry I'm late, i was playing with Mypenis.

    • I'm sorry, officer, I didn't know I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.

    • Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.

    • Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.

    • I love giving Mypenis a bath.

    • At night, I sleep with my penis in my hands.

    • Mypenis likes it when people pet him.

    • Mypenis needs more excersise, he weighs over 50 pounds.

    • Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.

    • Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?

    • Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.

    • I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.

    • Keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.

    • Whenever i get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.

    • I think Mypenis is getting old becuz he wont get excited anymore. He just plays dead.

    • Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.

    • Help! I can't find Mypenis!

    • Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but i was looking for Mypenis.

    • Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

    • Sorry to be driving so fast, officer, but i have to take Mypenis to the hospital.

    • On no, I think something bit Mypenis.

    • Be careful and don't step on Mypenis.

    • When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.

    • Stop kicking Mypenis.

    • When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.

    • Mypenis is truly man's best friend.

    • People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but i think he looks better standing at attention.

    • There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis.

    • I've trained Mypenis to jump through hoops.

    • Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.
     
    hobsonschoice, Dec 16, 2005 IP
  2. amitpatel_3001

    amitpatel_3001 Results Follow Patience

    Messages:
    14,074
    Likes Received:
    1,178
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    430
    #2
    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
    amitpatel_3001, Dec 16, 2005 IP
  3. fryman

    fryman Kiss my rep

    Messages:
    9,604
    Likes Received:
    777
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    370
    #3
    Gee, hobsonschoice, how old are you?
     
    fryman, Dec 16, 2005 IP
  4. cuongdm

    cuongdm Peon

    Messages:
    68
    Likes Received:
    0
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #4
    oh my god :D
     
    cuongdm, Dec 16, 2005 IP
  5. maldives

    maldives Prominent Member

    Messages:
    7,187
    Likes Received:
    902
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    310
    #5
    your penis :D
     
    maldives, Dec 16, 2005 IP
  6. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

    Messages:
    5,189
    Likes Received:
    268
    Best Answers:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    #6
    Ok that was Lame. & someone has way too much spare time on their hands.

    Next...........................................
     
    MELLA, Dec 17, 2005 IP