Mypenis ate my homework. • Sorry I'm late, i was playing with Mypenis. • I'm sorry, officer, I didn't know I had to keep Mypenis on a leash. • Mypenis doesn't come when I call it. • Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests. • I love giving Mypenis a bath. • At night, I sleep with my penis in my hands. • Mypenis likes it when people pet him. • Mypenis needs more excersise, he weighs over 50 pounds. • Playing with Mypenis really wears me out. • Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis? • Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active. • I think Mypenis has a mind of its own. • Keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet. • Whenever i get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction. • I think Mypenis is getting old becuz he wont get excited anymore. He just plays dead. • Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys. • Help! I can't find Mypenis! • Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but i was looking for Mypenis. • Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes. • Sorry to be driving so fast, officer, but i have to take Mypenis to the hospital. • On no, I think something bit Mypenis. • Be careful and don't step on Mypenis. • When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone. • Stop kicking Mypenis. • When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown. • Mypenis is truly man's best friend. • People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but i think he looks better standing at attention. • There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis. • I've trained Mypenis to jump through hoops. • Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.
Ok that was Lame. & someone has way too much spare time on their hands. Next...........................................