What would Donald Trump do if he discovered adsense?

He will build a megamall selling Adsense souvenirs, adsense golf set, adsense drinks, adsense fashion...

 

Even if he wanted to he wouldnt beable..

Larry or Sergey have almost 6 times Donalds wealth which is measured at 1.5$Bil

Hes not bankcrupt - far from it.. He was in serious trouble some years back but sold shares in his business on the exchange to raise capital to pay of creditors.. He also sold of costly assets like Trump airlines and some shick Hotel (Haiti or something..)

 

A letter to Donald J. Trump.

Dear Donald,

I was recently browsing the Internet and started to notice how many
people make fun of your hair. I chuckled a little when I saw the
headline: “ Donald Trump’s hair; Cotton Candy Comb-Over”. That one
was pretty clever. It was so clever that I decided to join in on the
fun-making. I mean you are the laughing stock of the entire country
and maybe the world, depending on how well The Apprentice is doing.
Your hair is completely ridiculous. Do you even have a forehead? How
do you get it to look like that. You must spend hours agonizing in
front of the mirror every morning. What are you trying to cover up.
Do you have a deformed skull, or maybe a family of squirrels live in
there ….. Ok maybe I am being a little mean, but come on, you are the
evil one. I do watch The Apprentice. I don’t feel bad making fun of
something you can change like your hair. Get a new do man. Spike it
up or cut it short or anything. What do you have to lose? Obviously
your new girl ain’t in it for your smashing good looks if you know what
I mean. (wink, wink) Maybe it would change your luck. Maybe one of
you projects won’t go bankrupt. Ok well, hopefully this letter will
inspire you to cut your hair or just make a few people laugh at you.

Sincerely,
Abraham Shinleyworth
Akron, Ohio

 

Behind the Golden Hair

According to awefulplasticsurgery.com:

Donald Trump has the largest combover in the history of modern man. Allegedly, he had a scalp reduction several years ago to get rid of a bald spot and currently tries to cover the thin parts of his hair by using the 'combover' technique. While it does work to hide the thin areas, it looks totally ridiculous. This guy would be dateless if he didn't have any cash.

One observer says,'Does it start at the back, swirl toward the right front and then hook left and the bushy brow and sweep left to the back again? Does it take four bottles of hair spray to keep it in
place? Does it hang to his knees when he's in the shower?'

Another states,'I have never seen Donald Trump with a good-looking hairstyle. He has always, always looked horrid. All the access to all the money in the world has done nothing for him. He looks like a reject from auditions of the 1996 Farrelly Brother's film KINGPIN.'

 

Hmm , Page and Brin are richer than Trump. From Google Shares
But the only google income stream is from advertising , When someone destroy this. No Google Anymore !

 

hmmmmmm what should we do guys?

 

Donald trump does like nothing anymore exept look at some buildings buy it then get the money from it..

 

The next Apprentice Episode would probably be Trump scouting a candidate to challenge Adsense?

TrumpSense?