What will the infidels be missing out in paradise?

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by kafer, Jun 10, 2007.

  1. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    #121
    What?? No Boobies??

    I am outta here then..
     
    The Webmaster, Jun 15, 2007 IP
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    sawz Prominent Member

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    #122
    how can it be paradise with no boobies???
     
    sawz, Jun 15, 2007 IP
  3. kafer

    kafer Peon

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    #123
    There are also beauty saloons in paradise, that are open every Friday.:D

    Book 040, Number 6792: Sahih Muslim

     
    kafer, Jun 15, 2007 IP
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    alaska88 Peon

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    #124
    Will the women be wearing their burqa and hijab in paradise?
     
    alaska88, Jun 25, 2007 IP
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    alaska88 Peon

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    #125
    i was just wondering is gay sex will be allowed and will we be allowed to do all the naughty things we were not supposed to do on earth? :D
     
    alaska88, Jul 6, 2007 IP
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    uglyboy Peon

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    #126
    Rivers of water
    Rivers of milk
    Rivers of wine
    Rivers of pure honey
    All kind of fruits
    Silken garments
    Raised couches



    So what have i to do to get this martyr myself, Murder some "infidel" women and children.. Fu** off I'd rather go to hell on my own thanks...
     
    uglyboy, Jul 6, 2007 IP
  7. alaska88

    alaska88 Peon

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    #127
    i don't like water/milk/wine/honey and fruits. not too keen on silk.
    will be be full fat or semi skimmed milk?
     
    alaska88, Jul 6, 2007 IP
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    pingpong123 Well-Known Member

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    #128
    I hate preaching to others. I feel the best way anyone can get their faith across to another person is by showing its best qualities through being kind and charitable to others. By letting them see my faith straight from my heart
    i will show them through actions what they could never see or feel through words.
     
    pingpong123, Jul 6, 2007 IP
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    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    #129
    Who the hell wants boobies in paradise? I don't get it.

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    lorien1973, Jul 6, 2007 IP
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    samantha pia Prominent Member

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    #130
    i'd be stoned to death. :eek:

    they hung a 16 year old girl that was sexually abused by a 51 year old married man for 3 years, he got 100 lashes. she was hung.

     
    samantha pia, Jul 6, 2007 IP