What will the infidels be missing out in paradise?

Up there, meat lovers will also enjoy the flesh of fowls, any that they may desire.

All these delights that god has granted are rewards for the good deeds that they (believers) have performed in past life.

 

I don't understand why there is a negative reaction from women in this thread. As if they weren't happy with god's just distribution of rewards in paradise. I tell them that they'll be lucky to be in paradise in the first place. Since women will probably be a minority up there in paradise (majority in hell) any way as this hadith had clearly stated.


Book 036, Number 6597:
Ibn Abbas reported that Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said: I had a chance to look into the Paradise and I found that majority of the people was poor and I looked into the Fire and there I found the majority constituted by women.

 

Is this post for real? Just when you thought you had seen it all.. This guy is joking right? Come on...

Hey, is this thread being punked? Ashton? Come out Ashton... I know you're there!

 

Every single word in this thread is real. Just tell me which part you don't understand and I'll do my best to explain.

 

Stop it man, you're killing me... LOL... You had your fun.. I get it... Too funny!

 

This thread is the biggest heap of bullshit i've ever had the displeasure of reading.

WHEN YOU DIE, YOU CEASE TO EXIST AND RESIDE WITH THE MAGGOTS AND WORMS SERENADING YOUR DECOMPOSING CORPSE.

Whats so hard to understand about that? Come on, face up to the facts of life and stop deluding yourself with crap created by your own species.

 

OP made a funny, all. That's all.

 

What if you get cremated? No worms, maggots or decomposition? What of these people..?

What if you are completely vaporized by a photon torpedo, or phaser?

What if you drown in the ocean?

 

So you find this funny ha? You think I'm making this up!
I excuse your ignorance, perhaps you don’t know that heaven plays a central part in the Islamic faith. Everything that I said about water, milk, wine, honey, fruits, flesh of fowls, silcken garments, raised couches, houris, and being served by beautiful boys are core believes.

Here are some quotes from the holly Quran just to clear your heart from any doubts:

 

Holy shit, this thread was so laughably ridiculous I thought it was a bit of a goof. I see I stand corrected. Now, where is that wine, my milk bath, and Houris No. 37.?

 

Yes, in fact I do. "do" think this is funny and "do" think you are making this up.

Oh, thank you your worshipfulness.. I am eternally grateful.

Dude, please STOP IT>>>>> I can't take it... You had me with the first post... now the "beautiful boys" thing? LOL... Sick, but funny... 'beautiful boys" ....... Crap, I am choking I am laughing so hard....

Clearly I think you mis-understand what I am laughing at. I'm not laughing at the validity and or existence of said quotes.. I just find it funny that you believe this bs.

I find it funnier that you posted it here and expect me to take you seriously... That is why I thought and still think you are joking.

You are one funny guy! You should be on XM...

 

Well, what are u waiting 4? Convert now and you’ll have that wine, your milk bath, and Houris No. 37. Life is short! hurry

 

Don't forget the handsome boys you can give pearl necklaces too

 

houris <<<is that pronounced Whores? or am i close?
and before you kick off, i dont know hebrew so it's a real question

 

is this offer limited??

Well I agree to OP, whatever he said is real.. its written there in Islam..
He didnt say its true, did you Kafer?
he didnt say he believes in it, do you Kafer?

 

you keep your dreams, i'll have my wine and lesbian sex now while i can enjoy it.

 

Thank you for the comment, I take it as a compliment.

Are you saying that the religion of 20% (1.3 billion) of the world is bs?

 

Man! you're spoiling it

 

Any time

These percentages and numbers just keep growing.


And the answer is YES... Of course my opinions are not purely limited to Islam

 

yup