What to do when women fart?

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  1. whizz

    whizz Peon

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    #61
    don't you find it cute??
    farting is a good thing you know..i've read an article saying sniffing farts can actually release your stress..
    and about ur GF,maybe she has tried to hold it but it slips!!
    so,give her a break n take it as another way for her to say "i need to go to the ladies"
     
    whizz, Jan 8, 2008 IP
  2. warley

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    #62
    All people fart at some time or other but it is considered normal behaviour for men when a woman does it it just seems strange and at critical times it can be off putting and cause a momentary loss of concentration.
     
    warley, Jan 8, 2008 IP
  3. thurrz

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    #63
    farting is normal...
    but dont try to fart to people who are sleeping...:D
     
    thurrz, Jan 8, 2008 IP
  4. EGS

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    #64
    Great feedback, keep it up. :D:D:D:D
     
    EGS, Jan 9, 2008 IP
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    #65
    Your only choice is to mock them about it for the rest of their lives.
     
    lenny322000, Jan 9, 2008 IP
  6. EGS

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    #66
    I do bring incidents up like this everyday. :D
     
    EGS, Jan 9, 2008 IP
  7. EGS

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    #67
    Update

    Has your woman ever farted during intercourse?

    ...I just had a horrendously smelling experience. :eek:
     
    EGS, Feb 10, 2008 IP
  8. Nora

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    #68
    Lol.. what's with you and farting? :D

    This is crazy.. you guys just assume that women are from a far away planet where people don't fart.
    Haven't you people taken biology? :p
     
    Nora, Feb 10, 2008 IP
  9. braves1221

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    #69
    Whenever anyone farts (woman or not), I laugh. Farting will always be funny no matter how old you are.
     
    braves1221, Feb 10, 2008 IP
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    #70
    What really sucks is when you fart when no one is around and ronch a big stinky egg salad fart, then immediatly afterwards, your boss or someone walks in when it's all stinky.

    I've had that happen when I had an unwrapped subway on my desk and my boss walked in and says to me "I didn't know subway had egg salad sandwiches!"
     
    snappingpig, Feb 10, 2008 IP
  11. Jargenhunter

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    #71
    Everyone has these moments, if she seemed embarrassed then don't mention it to her. If she makes a habit of it than you can joke about it with her. If you care about her, try not to make fun of her too much the if she is embarrassed otherwise she will just think you're a pain.
     
    Jargenhunter, Feb 10, 2008 IP
  12. EGS

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    #72
    Oh no, she's not embarassed...in fact, she's very proud of these moments when they occur.
    She farts, a big cloud of stank comes into my face and nostrils, and I speak...then she just grins an evil grin.
     
    EGS, Feb 10, 2008 IP
  13. woodbine203

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    #73
    This one is simple.

    Girls who fart have at least 2 of the 3 variables given below.

    1. They are fat.

    2. They are ugly.

    3 They are fat and ugly and wear black.

    That's it conversation finished.
     
    woodbine203, Mar 7, 2008 IP