What to do when women fart?

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  1. cool_78

    cool_78 Guest

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    #21
    I guess I'll be just polite about it and smile :)
     
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  2. fruit & veg

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    #22
    You're not a man if your girlfriend's farts are worse than your own.
     
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  3. thurrz

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    #23
    Dont laugh...
    just pretend you didnt smell anything.. :D
     
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  4. stinker

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    #24
    WOW :eek: looks like we are becomming a fart machines deep in the night :D
     
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    #25
    really nice topic :)
    when i was in high school the mates were farting their asses out :D,there was no problem.
    But when a girl farts,just say i am not used to it...but i think its natural so wth.
     
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  6. Pinup Girl

    Pinup Girl Notable Member

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    #26
    crazy thread, who said that womans fart? lol
     
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  7. onlinemoney

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    #27
    i havent come across some stuff like this ..

    but i also waiting for a good answer for this ... :D ITS VERYYYYY FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D
     
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  8. onlinemoney

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    #28
    y they don't ??? search on youtube n will get one :D
     
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  9. tarponkeith

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    #29
    Try to fart back? haha
     
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  10. w3bmaster

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    #30
    Sure that women is not a lady ....

    Will ignore this accident but if it repeats that's bad ...
     
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  11. buffalo

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    #31
    lol at you two.... :D

    You better run really fast! :eek:

    I say equal rights in this matter! If it doens't bother you from a guy, then it shouldn't bother you from a girl either. :rolleyes:
     
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  12. Brewster

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    #32
    Hold up your score cards / applaud :D

    Brew
     
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  13. sweetlouise

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    #33
    when my bird farts it comes like the thunder, and her sh!t stinks too.
     
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  14. Brewster

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    #34
    This thread reminds me of this joke:

    Person 1: Do you mind not farting in front of my wife?!
    Person 2: I'm sorry, I didn't realise there was a queue.

    :D

    Brew
     
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  15. sweetlouise

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    #35
    i guess you had to be there at the time :cool:
     
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    #36
    Men and women fart. You just have to excuse yourself whenever you feel the urge. If guys think it's simply wrong to hear women fart, just imagine what we think every time we hear and smell the stench of a man's fart! Men, it's no excuse to fart because of your masculinity. It's disgusting no matter whose butt it came from!
     
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    #37
    two words - "dutch oven"
     
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    #38
    Wow, what a very very very weird thread....... Listen buddy, girls fart... Im not gonna sugar coat it... its a natural thing, and maybe she just feels very comfortable around you and doesn't care??? I dunno, with everything else in the world going on does this really even begin to touch the surface of a viable reason to be upset?? Nah...
     
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    I'm nearly sick..
     
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