What to do when women fart?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EGS, Jan 6, 2008.

  1. #1
    Hello.

    I was curious about every male's reactions when they hear or SMELL a woman's fart...

    What's your opinion on it? Ladies, you can share your opinion too, but in my own mind I don't believe that woman [should] fart.

    My girlfriend farted on me today. Her farts destroy the atmosphere in my surroundings...it's the most foul stank I have ever smelt.

    I've been putting up with it, but what am I supposed to do? Sometimes I think I should just pin her down, put my butt in her face, and fart in her mouth.

    What to do when women fart?
     
    EGS, Jan 6, 2008 IP
  2. FOX LORE

    FOX LORE Notable Member

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    Give her some beano that wiill stop the farting...
     
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  3. Daniel St. Jules

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    #3
    My thoughts exactly.

    Ok, not really. Well, I just think it's common courtesy to excuse yourself if you need to pass gas and proceed to the nearest washroom (or uninhabited planet). But it's a natural thing, so I wouldn't make a big fuss out of it. Maybe a quick talk would go a long way.
     
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  4. Brandon Sheley

    Brandon Sheley Illustrious Member

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    Just laugh, like if my guy friends fart
     
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    dhruvd Active Member

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    #5
    lolz ...this thread is really funny .....

    buddy i can understand your feeling ..... :)
    I would neva want ma girlfriend to fart when m around .... but calm down ...it is natural...... enjoi :) lolz
     
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    #6
    when my mom farts.. its really annoying... i dont want my GF to be farting when im around.. just doesnt feel right :D
     
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    #7
    I just came up with an idea: 2girls1balloon.com



    :D
     
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  8. Brandon Sheley

    Brandon Sheley Illustrious Member

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    2girls1match.com
     
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    tushardhoot1 Active Member

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    omg, this is hilarious.

    Dude, everyone farts. Average person farts 12 times a day, 9 in their sleep.
     
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    That would be really funny to hear but I don't think guys should do it either. it smells bad if it came from any of them ;)
     
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    Run as fast and as far as you can... :D:D
     
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    contentedge Active Member

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    Hmmm; let me put it to you this way. Human beings fart - irrespective of their sex. But I agree that it's bad manners to fart when someone's around. I can't stand when someone does that to me. I usually tell the person it annoys me to no extent, if he/she happens to be my close friend. If it's someone else, I simply stop hanging out with them. :D
     
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    As long as I'm not tossing her salad I don't care.

    :D
     
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    htmlindex Prominent Member

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    #15
    Say "is that all you can do?", then do a very loud deafing & smelly fart & run out of the room as fast as you can. :D
     
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    Dude, I've seen you make spammy, irrelevant posts in 3 threads today. You better stop before you get banned.
     
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    was that your score? or you are better than a common man :D
     
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    #18
    uh !! this thread stinks !!!
    :p
     
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    get more smell lolzz
     
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    Ha ha ha. That was hilarious. Thanks for sharing it mate. It's really rude to fart when someone's around, especially if you have the option of going out of the room or to the restroom to do so.
     
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