My tone for a text message would be the Final Fantasy 8 Victory Warfare. The song that plays after a fight in the Final Fantasy 8 game.
"King of the Beats" by Mantronix. Also, as my alarm clock ringtone, I have the Sideshow Bob rake sequence from the Cape Fear episode of the Simpsons. Clack! <mutter mutter> Clack! <mutter mutter> Another day, another rake in the face!
Mine is. "Will the man with the 10 inch penis please come to the phone, I repeat Will the man with the 10 inch please come to the phone"
I prefer an old fashioned bell ring from the 70's. I think they call it retro on my phone but people give me a strange look when it rings.