What should I say to the RIAA?

I'm planning to make a few calls to the execs over at the Recording Industry Assn of American tomorrow (an anti-DRM action organized by defectivebydesign.org).

What should I tell them? I'm trying to think of something funny like the jerkyboys prank calls.

I've got 12 hours....any ideas?

 

Tell them that they can win a few battles but they will end up losing the war anyways.

RIAA sucks!