What should I do to marry a rich guy?

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by sarathy, Nov 23, 2007.

  1. #1
    Got this in a forwarded mail:

    Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

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    I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this
    year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a
    guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy,
    but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New
    York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who
    has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to
    ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've
    dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is
    my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential
    area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is
    not enough.

    I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
    1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names
    and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
    2) Which age group should I target?
    3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've
    met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but
    they are able to marry rich guys
    4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
    girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

    Ms. Pretty


    Awesome reply:

    Dear Ms. Pretty,

    I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of
    girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me
    to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income
    is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone
    believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a
    business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very
    simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying
    to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides
    beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a
    deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be
    gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase
    from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence
    from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you
    are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but
    exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will
    be much worried 10 years later.

    By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position,
    dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value
    dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long
    term - same
    goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this,
    but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great
    depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k
    annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not
    marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to
    marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a
    rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than
    finding a rich fool.

    Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do
    contact me.

    signed,
    J.P. Morgan
     
    sarathy, Nov 23, 2007 IP
  2. Nora

    Nora Well-Known Member

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    How shallow.. why doesn't she try to make the money herself? :rolleyes:
     
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    dirkthai Active Member

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    #3
    What she bring in ? when she looks for a 1 M guy ...
    When she have a salary or something like 300.000 a year , ok , then I understand.
    And good point Nora ....
     
    dirkthai, Nov 23, 2007 IP
  4. BetGeek

    BetGeek Peon

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    #4
    I read a survey recently, made on UK girls between 13 and 16. Believe it or not, but 33% of that lot wanted to marry a rich guy as main personal objective and were choosing a career that was not so exhaustive that it would hinder their good looks.

    Scaaaaaaryyyyy!!

    bGk
     
    BetGeek, Nov 23, 2007 IP
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    cool_78 Guest

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    #5
    Even in my country most girls just want to get rich the easy way, by marrying someone wealthy even if they do not truly love them.
     
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  6. Shadowplay

    Shadowplay Peon

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    #6
    They just finished some study in the States in which most young girls said they just wanted to marry a rich guy instead of making the money themselves.

    These are probably the stupid girls who watch "My Sweet Sixteen" every day when they get home from school. They just want everything handed to them. :rolleyes:
     
    Shadowplay, Nov 23, 2007 IP
  7. Abhik

    Abhik ..:: The ONE ::..

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    #7
    gheee..
    LMFAO @ the reply. That must be from a true businessman.
     
    Abhik, Nov 23, 2007 IP
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    maverick123 Peon

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    #8
    todays girls only look for money, lust is what they choose...greed is what drives them....guys beware of these girls..pick n choose wisely, otherwise they will put a hole in bank balance :mad:
     
    maverick123, Nov 24, 2007 IP
  9. dbckun

    dbckun Peon

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    #9
    lol at the reply
     
    dbckun, Nov 25, 2007 IP
  10. SEOLinker

    SEOLinker Banned

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    #10
    Oh, I thought that only in Ukraine such thing, now I see it global:) that's sad :(

    P.S. How much you need to earn in USA at min (ok, let it be even in NY, Vegas, etc.) to be considered rich ?

    And yes, I've read it a month ago or so in Russian (we have this posted on a lot of sites), have a good laugh.
     
    SEOLinker, Nov 25, 2007 IP
  11. jasonthebuilder

    jasonthebuilder Peon

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    #11
    Actually, finding a rich guy to marry is the easy part....

    Where girls fall short of achieving their goal is not willing to sign the rich guy's lawyer's 768-page prenuptial agreement that's in triplicate!!! :D
     
    jasonthebuilder, Nov 27, 2007 IP
  12. pastel

    pastel Peon

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    #12
    Never seen anything like it though you all know this girl pretension is pretty common nowadays. At least this one was honest... and honesty and looks rarely come together :)
     
    pastel, Nov 27, 2007 IP
  13. Weyu

    Weyu Peon

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    #13
    I thought it was a joke?
     
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    114211 Well-Known Member

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    #14
    go on a reality tv show
     
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    Les_M Peon

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    #15
    LOL... Make your own money and be happy marrying a guy whose on welfare!
     
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    Tudi Peon

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    #16
    Although I'm a guy, I wouldn't say no if a guy with 1M/year income would ask me to be his lawful wedded...groom.

    (sarcasm noobs!)
     
    Tudi, Jan 27, 2008 IP
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    soniqhost.com Notable Member

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    #17
    Is that a letter from JP Morgans collection?
     
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    immortality Peon

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    #18
    I saw this on Yahoo answers a while back.

    All those surveys on young girls are useless. When they get older a fraction of those girls will be the same way.
     
    immortality, Jan 27, 2008 IP
  19. SEO Girl

    SEO Girl Peon

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    that is so ridiculous, get a job yourself hey!!!!!
     
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    #20
    toooooooooooooooo long to read...:D :D
     
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