What programming language is the most sweared one? Google Code search results.

Predius, who describes himself as a 16-year-old Peruvian Linux geek, has charted the frequency with which programmers embed unprintable swear words in commentary lines embedded within their computer code.

Here the results:

1. PHP
2. C
3. Perl
4. C++
5. Python & Java
6. C#

 

great find. Very amusing...

 

I love it. Its also by capita. It divides the number of f***s by the number of lines of code.

I would've guessed perl would be #1.

 

LOL. I code swear words in my PHP all the time too, it's my #1 debugging method.

if (what I expect) { 
//what I want 
} 
else 
{ 
echo '<h1>BOLLOCKS on line N!';
}

PHP:

 

I use a simpler method:

if (what I expect==what happens)
{
echo "THERES A FSCKING ERROR!!!!";
}

Code (markup):

Of course, I'm a pessimist....

 

if (what I expect==what happens)
{
   echo "Woohoo!"
} else {
   echo "THERES A FSCKING ERROR!!!!";
}

Code (markup):

Hey - try using this code instead. it might cut down on your frustration.