What Men Are Like

1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.


3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

HE HE

 

Girl thread guys....back off and let the girls go at us.....

 

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time

 

I agree with Anthiny (for a change ) I'm outa here, funny stuff though

 

not bad ... Cherry, how did you get 500 posts so fast, seems like you just got here a month ago

 

That was pretty funny, I think I've seen that somewhere before, but thanks for the laugh..!!

 

500 Posts... And A Lot Of Usefull Info Ehh!!!!! Ha Ha Thanks Guys 4 Being Such Good Sport

 

hahaha i feel like ive read that somewhere before?! DEJAVUUUUU

 

Here's a girl

 

This one is actualy an oldie and it was always about blonds... yeah, it makes perfect sense

J.D.

 

And this is bad?

 

Hell No I Love Chocolate HA HA (AND THINGS GOING STRAIGHT 4 MY HIPS)

 

Hi Cherry.
I hadn't heard that one yet. Thanks.

I like the parking space one.

 

Ha ha..AC knows when to behave!

 

where is he.......???? i miss him

 

me too.

Lets start a campagne to BRING BACK ANTHONY!

I'm sure Mike Damn Da Man would love that.

 

I don't care either way.

 

Why are all these old posts being bumped up today??? This is like the 5th one I see today

 

Mella bumped this one responding to AC's 10 1/2 months old post (not quite sure why), who did the others

 

hahaha.. yes realy we should go and back off next time i'll put my own thread.. hehe.. so we can say "Girls back off this is Men's thread" Yahoo!! haha..