What "Lies" Have You Told to Get Out of Work

C'mon I want to hear the best amount of excuses that you all have used to not go to work. Since primarily all of here use the internet as a wealth cow, there are no traditional bosses to kiss up to. I would like to hear some really good stories that are factual.

 

I am my own boss, and I have told myself, I am tired. That must have been the worst I told my boss

 

I told him I had family emmergancy haha.

 

I just ask - can I go ... where I'm going and my boss let me go. Of cource I have to work that time saturday, or sunday, or have to stay more than 8 hours the other day, but it's all right for me.

 

My ebola is acting up.

 

I am not an employ ..... so i don't have to make up excuses i just do what ever i whant when ever i whant

 

I often say that I am sick since we are given the privilege to sick leaves. I think it's the only excuse I've used so far.