What is your religious belief?

I saw a Buddest monk walk up to a fish pond and pet a fish. I was totally blown away by that. I was able to step back for a min and look deep inside. Would my G-d tell that man NO he doesnt deserve heaven. He lived a clean life, helped his neighbors, never screwed anyone over & dedicated his whole existence to harmony and peace. If my G-d said no would I want to be in that heaven? Hell is filled with monks and rabbies heaven if filled with convicted murders who lived terrible lives killed people and found religion waiting for the electric chair.

BIGBOB

 

You will be surprised!

Its not that Jews or Christian go to heaven or hell only. Everyone according to his/her deeds and believes.
"By your fruits I'll know you"

You'll even find some buddhists in heaven. Buddhism is not a religion so there is no contradiction to the scriptures, but those who try to make it a religion are at risk. The teaching of Buddha is a beautyful wisdom, the female spirit and earthly wisdom.

 

Consider thyself smoten, MetaGuru.

 

Uh-oh

MetaGuru, I think Arnie just called you a fruit.

Smiteth each other. Pass the popcorn.

 

Good thought too.
Perhaps we could get some of his genes and farm them, that would definitley contribute to solve the oil crisis.

 

As I understand major religion You have to accept The big J.C. as the Saviour and if you dont get past that hurtle your not getting in the door.

Budda - Not J.C.
Jewish - Not J.C
Muslem - Not J.C.

70% of humanity is doomed - Not a true stat just making a point.

So if your a perfect (insert any religion other than catholic here) your doomed to burn forever unless you convert and kiss J.C. pinky ring or something.

BIGBOB

 

I knew that the day Bush was entered into office.

 

You must be talking about the "burning Bush", am I right?

 

I always wondered who this was about. Could it be that Mella meant MetaGuru all along?

 

"Burning Bush" is what his sexual partners complain about.

 

You're on a roll Minstrel!

For a thread you hated you sure are lovin it now

(Please don't smite me)

 

Someone needs a hook up with Metal guru then, burning bush and a rash..no telling what wonder of biology could be created from that.

 

Thou must give thanks to the Mighty Saw for that, yfs1. For He hath wrought A New Path for this thread that rescued it from Sin and Erronoeus Posters and Brought It Into The Light.

Hallelujah! Praise the SE (basic and deluxe)! Smite the False Priestess.

(...and the scrotum guy)

 

I have a very wierd idea of god. I am a Christian but my belief in what god and the universe is-is very different.

It's kind of a matrix-like idea, lol, it's strange. I believe the universe is programmed, each particle is programmed in a certain place with the laws of nature also again programmed. What people would consider our souls is not just something spiritual but rather what interperates the coding. We interperate coding and sense everything the way we do because that's how it's programmed. To me god is the great programmer of the universe. lol

To me god is an entity that is just not within our nature, has no beginning or end, god just exists and does not have restrictions that we have because of the nature our universe has programmed. God to me is his whole own dimension. But if you think about it, how can everything exist anyways, everything is ultimately made of nothing at one point, unless matter is infinite but if that's the cse than all space should be filled with not only emptiness but also matter.

 

I am Atheist myself but what ever you are smoking to come up with this, must be some good Sh*t, can you send some to Canada?

 

Eeee! How dare thee mention me and the unclean, itchy one in the same post, you scurvy camel. Be thee on thy knees and prepare for oblivion. I shall smote thee righteously and..zzzz.and zzz.... oh wait my batteries have run out.

Ahem, does anyone have a charger? Ehm. No? Okay, then I shall go to mine shrine and haveth a Heikneken and be back to smite this lowly pup as soon as the sun riseth over the chainsaw. (hic).

 

lol, okay, I'll be sure to though shipping might cost a bit. Smuggling drugs across the border isn't cheap.

 

LMAO!

Now THAT is comedy!!

 

After the "Burning Bush" and finally America and the rest of the world get some brown "Rice" from which is said that it contains more minerals and vitamins.

 

Black-hat SEOs go to hell. Period. All that was considered good and evil a thousand years ago are being replaced by new ideas and deeds.

Most people claim to be good SEOs but aren't just like the self-righteous.

Some people are seemingly SEO-skilled but heaven only knows what they did to the client's site. Do I remind you of the dangerous preachers who lead you astray by bad preaching?

The real SEOs hardly say anything about themselves and let their ranking do their talking just like the good christian. If you optimized sites ranking high for theological words, God might atleast let you in for originality.

My view of religion.