Chick, brunette, about 6'2" tall (so I don't have to bend down too far to kiss her), slim, ski jump nose, likes a bit of slap and tickle, green or brown eyes, preferably an Irish accent and a bit of an Irish temper on her, which can be quite entertaining, must have own teeth, not too many wrinkles and laughs a lot, must be quite eccentric but not madly so, artsy fartsy types are ok, much better than rich chicks, birds. Dress sense? Wouldn't ruffle my feathers either way.
Lovebirds. They are one of the best pets you could have, easy to take care of, extremely chummy and cute. Check this vid out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jqp_wc7I5A