What is your favorite line to approach a women on the street/ club/ bar?

Here is some of the lines I recently found online:
What do you think?
What do you use?

DAVID DEANGELO OPENERS
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You: Hey, can I ask you a question?
She: Sure!
You: Are you single?
She: Why?
You: Well, I know someone who I think would REALLY find you attractive. He's nice,
funny, interesting... and I think you might like him. (smile in a knowing way) - Do you have email?
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You: Hey, can I ask you a quick question?
She: Sure!
You: Are you single?
She: Why?
You: Well … I know someone who I think would REALLY like you and if you're single
then you should consider having coffee with him. (smile in a knowing way)
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YOU: "Hey, can I ask you a quick question?" [leaning back and playing it cool, talking cool and slow]
HER: "Sure"
YOU" [pause pause pause for suspense] Are you single? [stone cold straight face]
HER: Well, um...
YOU: I'll take that as a yes... [nodding, sly smile]
HER: [Laugher]
YOU: Well, I just happen to know someone that I think might really like you...
if you're more than just a pretty face, that is... He's funny, has great taste,
and I think you'd like him... I'd love to sit down and get your life story,
but I'm on my way somewhere... do you have email? [very cool, calm tone of voice]
HER: Yes.
YOU: Great... [takes out pen]... write it down for me, and I'll have, uh [clears throat]
HIM send you an email." [Get email and wish the lady a good day.]
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You: Hi there, you're cuter than the average woman that I see in the produce section... are you friendly?
Her: Ha ha... well, sometimes.
You: So, are you shopping for a special occasion, or is this just a routine produce visit?
Her: No, just here for some fruit.
You: Nice. Are you from the area?
Her: Yea.
You: Are you from here originally?
Her: Born and raised.
You: Well, it was nice meeting you... and enjoy your mango...
Her: Thanks.
You: Hey... do you have email?
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You (to girl behind counter during line-up in coffee shop): Hey, since you like me
and this line is always long, how about if I just walk to the front from
now on and you give me free coffee?
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You: Hi … You know, I realize you are probably shy because you get no attention
from men whatsoever … So I thought I'd come over and pay some attention to you.
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You: Hi, you are … [wait 1 sec] … really … [wait 3 sec & look her in the eyes] … beautiful
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You: What's with the big purse? Are you carrying a gun in there?
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[in a club] You: I'm sure that every drunk dumbass and his 9 friends have been bothering you,
but I just wanted to say that you're fantastically beautiful and I wanted to find out
what you are like.
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You're beautiful... can I have your autograph?

 

Ha, i like the gun one.

 

Honestly, i'm a shy person. I doubt i'd be one to initiate a converstation with someone I don't know (nevermind their sex).

I'm fine if I know people, they won't get me to shut up...

Actually, my mate described me the best the other day: "Shy but outgoing", sums me up pretty well

 

Hey Twistedspikes! Why are you shy? Do you have any ideea of how much you lose being shy?
I am a little shy too. But I try to change. One friend of mine once told me that you have nothing to lose by approching strange people. I mean, c`mon. You can`t lose what you don`t have. But you will win a lot by knowing more people, especially girls. After all, what do we get after we live our life? A life experience, which can be normal, boring, or full of adventures.

 

It's easier said than done.

I don't want to be shy, but then theres the question of what to say to start a conversation, then maintaining it (which I can't usually do anyway, unless I know who i'm talking to quite well, so know what they will talk with me about), then if I make a tit of myself I will dwell on it for years to come, hell I still dwell on stupid little mistakes I made about things 10 years ago that probably nobody remembers other than me. You'd probably have to meet me to understand how shy I actually am.

Anyway, this shouldn't turn into some sort of therapy thread for me.

 

Mine is... "Have you heard of CountryBoy?"
She invariably says "no, I haven't".

 

Hey Twistedspikes! My advice for you it`s to get some of the David de Angelo audio books or videos. It will teach you almost anything you need about how to start a conversation, how to maintain it, how to make a girl feel atracted to you and how to overcome your shyness. I listen quite often to david de angelo audio books and interwies with dating gurus when i`m at work and it helps me a lot.

 

I really wouldn't take advice from people about things like that (especially people I don't know), i'd feel like i'm then trying to trick women into liking me or something. I'd rather just be myself.
I mean don't get me wrong, I still get women, i'm just not one to go out and come back with someone that often. I don't make it my priority while i'm out, nor do I want to, i'm there to have fun with mates, if I go home with someone then it's a bonus.

 

Though I've never tried it, I'd love to pull off a Joey from FRIENDS. "Hey; how ya' doin'?"

 

These are some great lines to approach.. many will work probably

 

I'm exactly the same kind of person like you. I feel very shy to talk with people even I know them.

 

This is me too. My friends are always just "shut up!" However I have never started a conversation with a girl, not once (at least that I remember). Never had a gf and don't care really.

I've made up my mind to get a little more outgoing this year, so I think I might try one of these, probably the gun one.

 

Those are terrible. I can picture some guy counting his head waiting to smile. xD

 

I'm similar kind of a person too.. The only fear that I have while approaching a girl is .. if she doesn't like the way I approach her and slaps me.. man! nothing would be more embarrassing than this... thats why I never even try to approach a girl I wait until they come to me

 

This is what you're suppose to respond when some ugly guy comes up to you with the worst pick up line ever!

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

"So what do you do for a living?"
"Female impersonator."

"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

"What sign were you born under?"
"No Parking."

"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."

"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." (V.D. for Venereal Disease)

"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."

"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Stop."

"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

"May I see you pretty soon?"
"Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."

"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"

"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

Q: Does beauty run in your family?
A: It obviously doesn't in yours!

Q: What's your name sexy?
A: Taken!

Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

He: Your legs go clear up to your a**.
She: Most peoples' do!

Q: Can I buy you a drink?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

"You look like a dream."
Response: "Go back to sleep."

He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

"I can see forever in your eyes."
Response: "But all I can see is never in yours."

"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."

 

I was the same way when I was younger. But I forced myself to talk to people. After I realized how much it could benefit me, I started to become less shy. Try just casually talking to someone. Doesn't even have to be a girl. start small. Just conversation. Get yourself use to talking to people you don't know.

 

The best way I have ever found is very simple. Smile, Hi! and introduce yourself. It works!

 

well... Maddogranger.. I don`t understand you.. You can`t just say : Hi! I`m George. Because , it seems too usual and boring. And they could say something like... "So what? So what if you`re Maddongranger. Who are you anyway. And why should I care about you?" What would you say to this?