How about a vacation critic (kind of like a food critic) you go on vacations all over the world (paid of course, by the companies who want you to write up a review)
No job for me Working from home Having my own business The first phase is complete soon second one Never had a job and never i will (i hope)
Ok,lets say there is a competition for best female body and all girls who go to that contest want to have a fake sun tan oil rubbed in the places they don't usually get sun tan on ...I want that job Or a being that is free of any urges of this world and any egoism filled with universal knowledge and resolving with pure logic ,on the top of the Illuminati pyramid that controls the world .... maybe little bit hard job but it sounds nice
My dream job would be to work in a sawmill putting condoms on termites so they dont f*ck up the wood.