haha :d The Twisted Jungle A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit. The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion," they reprimand, "why’d you do that? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little fucker has me running around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
Funny. Here comes mine, Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your children are?†Italy: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your husband is?†France: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your wife is?†Poland: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know what time it is?â€
Yeah I'l do that fr you: Q: What do you call a honey bee's kneecap? A: Bikini (Bee ki* knee - means bee's knee) Ki is a Hindi word used instead of the apostrophe in English
heres is my one... once a blind man got in to the barber shop thinking that it is a hotel... what are here to eat? ,he asks.... he got replied, Cutting and shaving... blind man said give me two plates
There was a woman who said to her husband: "Now be an angel and let me drive..." So he did, And now he is!
Boy to father : How much is 5 + 5???? Father: Idiot, full, duffer you don't even know this?? Bring a calculator and I will show you how.!!
Boy: I will KISS you without touching. Girl: Impossible. Boy: Bet of 20-20?? Girl: Ok! Boy KISSED girl tightly! Girl: You touched Boy: Yeah! Take 20 Rupess.!!!
here is mine....... one fly sits on the head of a bald person on which other fly says:amazing....what a beautiful house you have got! the first fly:thats still a plot!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was a woman who said to her husband: "Now be an angel and let me drive..." So he did, And now he is!
isn't this the same joke that I wrote some posts back? You just copied without attribution? Or do you like my joke but forgot to mention it?