What Is The Best Pick-Up Line?

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  1. thewizardofodds

    thewizardofodds Peon

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    #41
    It was a joke mate. if your tongue is long enough to lick your eyebrows.....
     
    thewizardofodds, Jan 21, 2008 IP
  2. vibinhari

    vibinhari Notable Member

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    #42
    You gotta be kiddin right? Thats what you'd want to hear? :D


    Yup thats the way to go dude :rolleyes: ... remember you are trying to pick her up, not bore her to death. Be a little creative... not that I'm any good at it :eek: But hey, everyone is free to give advice right?
     
    vibinhari, Jan 21, 2008 IP
  3. joey112

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    #43
    Yeh from now on im going to back myself.

    Im a bit good looking, fit. So im gonna have confidence like Brad Pitt.
     
    joey112, Jan 22, 2008 IP
  4. ZeroCapacity

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    #44
    pfffffffft better go with someone that has a chance man lol.
     
    ZeroCapacity, Jan 22, 2008 IP
  5. joey112

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    #45
    LOL, if i lower my standards. Any pick up line would work. :D
     
    joey112, Jan 22, 2008 IP
  6. ZeroCapacity

    ZeroCapacity Peon

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    #46
    Wasn't this the point? :p
     
    ZeroCapacity, Jan 22, 2008 IP
  7. joey112

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    #47
    :D

    Probably. But im lowering my standards a lot from now. Just not a little bit. Every woman qualifies. :D
     
    joey112, Jan 22, 2008 IP
  8. DomainMagnate

    DomainMagnate Illustrious Member

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    #48
    It's more about how you say it, than what. So just be confident and say the first thing that pops to your mind.. well unless you're a pervert
     
    DomainMagnate, Jan 22, 2008 IP
  9. ZeroCapacity

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    #49
    Kinda figured those were the qualifications for this post alright.

    Believe me Mike knows perverts lol.
     
    ZeroCapacity, Jan 22, 2008 IP
  10. joey112

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    #50
    LOL. IM not a pervert. But the worst thing, most inappropriate thing i would have thought about all week, will pop into my mind the second i have something to say to a girl. Bad timing. Im the king of bad timing. :D
     
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  11. DomainMagnate

    DomainMagnate Illustrious Member

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    #51
    With certain girls it might actually work in your favor ;)
     
    DomainMagnate, Jan 22, 2008 IP
  12. joey112

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    #52
    LOL, Yeh. :D

    Thanks for the advice. I will either pick up. Or end up spending the night in a cell.
     
    joey112, Jan 22, 2008 IP
  13. leandar

    leandar Well-Known Member

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    #53
    me : i saw you somewhere , are you that jone's sister ?
    she : no , i dont have brother named jone ..lol
    me : huh ... i misunderstood , but your face is same of her ...BTW what are you doing
    she : i am studying in college of ....blha blha blah .............
    me : blha blha blha .........
    she : blha blha blha blha blha ............. >>
     
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  14. ZeroCapacity

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    #54
    Either way man you have a chance of getting picked up. :D
     
    ZeroCapacity, Jan 22, 2008 IP
  15. dillontim

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    #55

    Yeah and brace yourself for some horny dudes :p
     
    dillontim, Mar 25, 2008 IP
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    #56
    Honesty is always the best policy! No pick up line is 100% effective.
    Fur Instance. A friend of Mine the night he met his wife ( Still Married )
    She walked up to us and asked:
    "Do these jeans make my Ass look fat ?
    He said "No"
    She said " So I don't have a big ass ?
    He said " I never said that, I think its your ass making the jeans look fat!"

    Some how that worked.. They are happy and married with children..

    LoL

    Jason
     
    IwhiC, Mar 25, 2008 IP
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    #57
    haha...i like that :D
     
    5starpix, Mar 25, 2008 IP
  18. Norrad

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    #58
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? - Guaranteed to work :)
     
    Norrad, Mar 25, 2008 IP