What is the best excuse if I'm late for work

That's what I was going to say..

Say you were abducted by aliens...

 

It is easier to admit the real thing, not to fantasize stories.

 

But telling the truth, you have to admit, isn't half as fun. Neh? Neh?

 

Yap, you got the point, there is no fun, but it is easier

 

Honesty really is the best policy. If you don't come in late that often, an occasional slip-up can be expected... you're only human, right?

 

well, how about

 

always blame the pooch.

 

Two words. Explosive Diarrhea. No questions asked.

 

best one n the one i use most is " my car broke down "

 

If im late I call in sick. And the best excuse to use in California is to say your kids sick.

 

"Bin Laden held me up"

 

loads at excuses.co.nr

 

"My dog ate my car!"

 

That should be a good excuse...

 

Just say you have chronic digestive problems. It can be used for more things than just being late to work. Especially with meetings and whatnot.

 

i was sick and was not able to wake up.. i guess that will do..

 

Whenever I get a new job I just announce that I have HIV. That pretty much opens up a world of excuses.

 

I visited Al Capone's grave...