What is marketing?

From my forum:
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You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Name Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout out at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

That's SPAM!

 

HAHA lmao that was good.

My favorite "You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Name Recognition."

 

LOL that is good. The brand name recognition was my favorite too.

 

Hahaha Very good Mikey Moo.

 

ST, what are you doing at all of these parties talking to handsome men about how good you are in bed and wearing dresses? lol

Good joke by the way.

 

Excellent, thanks.

 

I think I know someone who is notorious on doing the last one..lol

 

How does she look? (never mind, don't expect an answer )

 

Funny Stuff! I Love It!

 

You WERE at a party last night and went home with the guy and now you the itches ...

that's viral marketing

 

I'm afraid to ask what multi level marketing would be

 

still forbidden in most states sitetutor ...

 

In that case, I won't mention the other ones that just came to me heh