What is Marketing ???

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by james2007, Sep 25, 2010.

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    1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

    2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

    3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

    4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"

    5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition"

    6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

    7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

    8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

    9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"
     
    james2007, Sep 25, 2010 IP
  2. capstonic

    capstonic Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for sharing these nice tips. This is reality as well as Funny.

    Hats off ! dear.......
     
    capstonic, Sep 26, 2010 IP
  3. jones12

    jones12 Guest

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    It is a process where individuals and groups related to that particular products want to share the policy according to their need with others and also how they exchange and value their products.
     
    jones12, Sep 26, 2010 IP
  4. Warner

    Warner Active Member

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    I like such explaination of the main types of marketing - it is cheerful and really clear! Thanks for sharing:)
     
    Warner, Sep 27, 2010 IP
  5. Little_Big_Corgi

    Little_Big_Corgi Peon

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    hahaha Funny :) There is a video also where a guy says that stuff, saw a while ago.
     
    Little_Big_Corgi, Oct 3, 2010 IP
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    Nigeria Forum Admin Peon

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    Ability to showcase what you have inorder to distribute them
     
    Nigeria Forum Admin, Oct 4, 2010 IP