Dear Google, Please, 1. Start the update now 2. Rank me high 3. Increase my Adsense payout 4. Legalize the link selling 5. Wipe out my competitors I'm sorry for all the blackhat seo and spamming. yours truely, andy (Keep repeating this mantra and it will come true ) (Keep repeating this mantra and it will come true ) (Keep repeating this mantra and it will ... ) (Keep repeating this mantra ... ) (Keep repeating ... ) (Keep ... )
They can avoid going through all that trouble and buy my site for 1.2 gazillions (cash, no credit cards). I can throw in another two sites to sugar the deal