If you were forced to buy a gift for your worst enemy, what would it be and how much would you pay? I would buy a dog for about $50.00 because he would need a good friend.
I would offer to take him/her to the most expensive restaurant around and order a Huge Meal, Drinks and everything, then about half way through I would start to get sick and run to the bathroom while finding the Back Door and leaving... This is of course after I had subscribed him/her to every Magazine I could (if I knew his/her address of course)... Then again I would just wake up and tell myself it was all a Dream... hehe
That's a bit too cruel even to your worst enemy, no? ;P I'd just find something he's allergic to and buy him a truckload of it...i'm so nice.
If I had to buy my worst ememy a gift..... It would be the same kind of perfume my mom wears. It smells like bug spray.
I'd buy my enemy a Black Mamba, and try to avoid getting bit by it while I attempt to deliver it to them.