What do you sound like???

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  1. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    #121
    I nearly spat my coke over the monitor.

    If compassion secretly means disgust.

    Then sure, I feel compassion.

    Go and d/l Queen's song...get a feel for da rhythm man, and then sing it again.
     
    MELLA, Aug 9, 2005 IP
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    #122

    If you've never heard Bohemian Rhapsody then you're seriously missing out on life. Get yourself a copy of Queen's greatest hits, or at least listen to the damn sample on Amazon!!! :eek:
     
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  3. MELLA

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    #123
    Seriously, listen to what Dream says..It's a classic song.

    So you've not had sex, and you've not heard Bohemian Rhapsody :( Do you live under a rock.

    OHHHHH inspiration!! Sing the Fraggle Rock theme tune!!!!!
     
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    #124
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  5. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #125
    Definitions of compassion on the Web:

    * a deep awareness of and sympathy for another's suffering
    * the humane quality of understanding the suffering of others and wanting to do something about it
    * Sympathetic understanding; the feeling of one's unity with all that is, resulting in an "intimate magnetic sympathy with all that is." (OG)


    Now now, it's illegal to download music for free, that's copyrighted!!!! I'm too lazy to go listen to the Amazon examples. Now have some compassion for me!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Post the top 10 most populer songs on some top sellers list, and odds are I'll have never hurd any of them.

    1. Felt, Felt, Vol. 2: A Tribute to Lisa Bonet (Rhymesayers)
    2. Manic Hispanic, Grupo Sexo (BYO Records)
    3. 3 Melancholy Gypsies, Grand Caravan to the Rim of the World (Legendary Music)
    4. The Regulations, The Regulations (Havoc)
    5. Look Back and Laugh, Look Back and Laugh (Lengua Armada)
    6. The Kloffin Kats, Inhumane (Hairball 8)
    7. The Templars, Outremer (GMM)
    8. Prefuse 73, Reads the Books EP (Warp)
    9. Various Artists, Life and Death of the Rogue (May Cause Dizziness Records)
    10. 9th Wonder & Buckshot, Chemistry (DDM)

    Sourse

    I've never hurd any of this stuff!! I've also never even hurd of the (XXX) stuff. Group names?
     
    Nintendo, Aug 9, 2005 IP
  6. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    #126
    Erhhhm, I have never heard of any of that shit either.

    Sing 2pac - changes.

    Or Michael Jackson - I'm bad.

    Or or Simon & Garfunkle - Bridge Over Troubled Water

    Sing me a lullaby Ninnie.
     
    MELLA, Aug 9, 2005 IP
  7. MELLA

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    #127
    Okay..Here are some lyrics for you.

    WORK IT, BAYBEE!

    "Baby Got Back"

    [Intro]
    Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
    It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
    one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
    But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
    They only talk to her, because,
    she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
    I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
    I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
    out there, I mean - gross. Look!
    She's just so ... black!

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
    Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well, use me, use me
    'Cause you ain't that average groupy
    I've seen them dancin'
    The hell with romancin'
    She's sweat, wet,
    Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
    I'm tired of magazines
    Sayin' flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back
    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake that healthy butt!
    Baby got back!

    (LA face with Oakland booty)
    Baby got back!

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like 'em round, and big
    And when I'm throwin' a gig
    I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
    Now here's my scandal
    I wanna get you home
    And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
    I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
    'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
    I want 'em real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
    Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
    I won't cuss or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby got it goin' on
    A lot of simps won't like this song
    'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
    And I'd rather stay and play
    'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on
    So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
    If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
    Then turn around! Stick it out!
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back!

    Baby got back!
    Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
    to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none
    Unless you've got buns, hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups,
    But please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
    And tell you that the butt ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So Cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that!
    'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
    And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
    You ain't it, Miss Thing!
    Give me a sista, I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice didn't miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    'Cause his girls are on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
    So ladies, if the butt is round,
    And you want a triple X throw down,
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
    And kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back!
     
    MELLA, Aug 9, 2005 IP
  8. Nintendo

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    #128
    Ack!! Are you trying to get me to think of looking at the tush of chicks!!!!

    ::::I like big butts and I can not lie
    ::::I like 'em round, and big

    Kick them nasty thoughts!!!! :D:D:D:D
     
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  9. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #129
    Rock-A-By-Baby.

    I think I need to re-memorize the Fraggle Rock one! (I got the text/music!)
     
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    #130
    After hearing that lullaby...ill never sleep again.... I had nightmares just while listening to it. Nintendo - NEVER.... NEVER have kids!!!
     
    focus3, Aug 9, 2005 IP
  11. MELLA

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    #131
    Unless the stalk brings him one, I don't think there's any danger of him sticking his pee pee in anyone's woo woo and reproducing.
     
    MELLA, Aug 10, 2005 IP
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    #132
    lol, Nintendo, um... I'm beginning to like get a little creaped out... idk the idea of Nintendo getting actually laid is what's doing it to me. lol

    Awesome, Du Hast- Rammstein, that's awesome. My favorite from them is probably Buck Dich and Mein Teil. The only thing I don't like about that song is how people are always thinking he's saying you hate me because they think they're saying hass not hast, but hast means have.

    Here is a translation of part of the lyrics-

    You
    You have
    You have me
    You have asked me
    You have asked me and I have said nothing

    Do you want to not divorce until death
    And be faithful to her for all days

    No
    Do you want to, until her death,
    Love her, in bad days as well
    No
     
    kc3, Aug 11, 2005 IP
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    #133
    Those lyrics are deep ;)
     
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    #134
    Rammstein kicks @$$
     
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    #135
    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Cracking up all over again. <3
     
    MELLA, Feb 6, 2006 IP
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    #136
    Oh boy....how many wacko threads have been bumped in the last three days??!! :D

    I think we really need that wacko board, to keep all this wacko stuff out of da main board so all da normal intelligent humanoides can keep there sanity!!!! :D:D:D
     
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    #137
    Ysss, pzzzz Shawn! pz!
     
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    #138
    You mean out of all things, this song is what made Mella change her mind about you? Unreal :D
     
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    #139
    You can get any chick to have a crush on you just from singing to them!!! Remember Cute Lara??!!! Bang...after singing that song to her she made that 'Should I merry Nintendo?' poll..which was locked in about five minutes!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Feb 6, 2006 IP
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    #140
    Bohemian Song is the best Queen song for me. :D
     
    digimania, Feb 6, 2006 IP
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