What do women look for in a guy ?

Tell me, that I may delude myself that I have it!

 

Its obviously the ability to balance a spoon on their nose. You give it a try and all the women will be yours.

 

can you clarify that for me sarah?

 

They usually look for someone like me.

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What?

 

On the shallow side I love tall men...you could have a face as ugly as sin but if you are tall...mmm mmm mmm

On the "deep" side, intelligence is a must as well as a sense of humor. Ambition turns me on. Slobs are are turn off.

 

...and the ability to use it properly.

 

I think it was a big checkbook. A big weener can be purchased. see: whizzinator

 

I have all those attributes of course, maybe i'll get out more

 

women love Money

 

I think most women are looking for somebody who's sincere, loyal, responsible or someone who trully love her.

 

Or they just pretend loving that kind of person so they can have a stable life with a rich man and having their fun elsewhere.

Yep, women are deceptives, especially when they're drunk

 

I think women like guys with soft feet and underwear with lots of holes in them.

 

Someone who has ZERO interest in them. Trust me, that's how it works.

 

Does gray underwear, held togther by a broken piece of elastic and a few tread marks on them count?

 

Actually its probably "All of the Above"

With a few exceptions...

 

If by "tread marks" you mean shit stains, then NO! Women don't like shitty underwear.

I would assume someone like Nick Nolte has/is everything a woman is looking for.

 

office workers with a moustache, glasses curly hair and funky shirts

oh wait... that doesn't work

a sense of humour maybe?