Corn. He ate corn. Well hello there now disappointed member reading that terrible attempt at making your face smush out a smile. I know, with that profound click-baitery hi-jinx I should be nailed to a cross... see, nailed that pun too... Anywho, clearly the trapeze between my mind and the circus has been left in full momentum after that exuberant display of shennanigans. Now to me! I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. No wait a minute.. that's the famous I Am The Walrus by The Beatles. My apologies. Let me retort. I am awesome. No doubt by this point in the epic tale that has been this post, you're already familiar with the suit of brazen good looks I exhibit. Now what do I do? Well fellow kindred, I do everything. I love creating. If a woman will let me I'll show her just how pro-creation I am.... oops, I did it again. Not a fantastic Britney song btw... From websites to writing to film to exhilarating audio, the kind of tenacity I employ into my creations make them not of the fellow mere variety. Rather you will find my milkshake rings don't just bring all the boys to the yard, damn right, they bring all the elephants to my gazebos, and I'll keep preaching, as the USA wants to put me in charge. If you kept up with that reference, toupees off to you ;-) Anyway, currently I love front end design. I've created some awesome websites and things I think the world will begin to use soon enough. I joined here to hopefully share some of my insights and creations with many of you lovely people.
I was hoping for so much more from your joke! Oh who am I kidding, I knew it was gonna be lame and I should be ashamed of myself for taking the bait ;-) Sounds like you are also still in the process of establishing your newly (or maybe not so newly) found skills on this here internet and, also like me, you came here hoping to learn a few things and maybe even impart some wisdom. Good luck to the both of us