LOL, more like one night with $2k. In all seriousness, don't invest any of the money unless you have thoroughly researched what you are getting yourself into.
Join get yourself added job, most probably your firstborn finance gift go feather the piping. This is not the quantify to sicken risks.
Book a holiday! Buy a nice TV, share with friends, you can do a lot with $2000, you could paypal it to me!
Open foundation: "Make a Wish" I wish $2000 will be transfered into my PP acc. Should i send you my PP email by PM ? -jik
Create very attractive blog, buy content using money and place ads. After one month your blog start to earn monry.
You can freelance on here and other sites like Scriptlance if you have any skills. I'm sure there is something that you can do. Best of luck!
Don't go into the whole clickbank scene, it is way to saturated to the point that your chances are slim. Contact me via MSN: or PM me and I can help you out.