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What a Women Wants???

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tiel, Dec 11, 2006.

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    Since I have problems with my husband - he never knows whay I (or any other women) want, I decided to start this thread for all the stupid Guys wich don't know what will be best to do in this or that situation, and under those circumstances. And it will be pretty fur for us the smarter and advanced population of this planet to see what these deluded people can found intresting (and to follow heir simple way of thinking) solutions to common problems.

    And here is the first problem: Best way to ask for s*e*x (something that they think they are very inventive in).

    Do not be shamed dear men - we wont laugh a lot.
     
    Tiel, Dec 11, 2006 IP
  2. Seiya

    Seiya Peon

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    Haha i love the stereotypes, women need sex as much as men do. The key is to control them by making them think you dont really care if you get laid or not... then they wont use it against you and have it with you everytime they need it, not you need it.
     
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    Domino Well-Known Member

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    They want attention..thats ´all´....
     
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    Tometo Peon

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    #4
    As I know the woman started this thread and I think she want's to say that men are stereotype animals (wich we are not) and to make us arguing about women wishes (wich are illogical and irational).

    But now at the topic - at the moment (and to rest of my life may be - I hope) just aks - she will agree.

    Otherwise the craiziest thing I did to have sex with a girl was when I wasn't married. I go to the tourist agency and bought two tickets for her favorite place (Paris), then get her from her home and take her to the airport without saing her where we are going. She was so happy. Now we are happily maried (for 3 weeks :))

    Tometo

    Love you Tiel :kiss:
     
    Tometo, Dec 11, 2006 IP
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    iatbm Prominent Member

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    Women want love and digidagi ( love making ) :D
    Oh women also wants you to say how things are going to be :D They have their ways to make you think it is your way hahahah
     
    iatbm, Dec 11, 2006 IP
  6. Padawan

    Padawan Peon

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    The trick is to have several options and then when the women start playing their silly games you wont be bothered about getting rid of them ;)

    The problem with most men is that they get hooked on one woman, put her on a pedestal and worship her... that kills attraction!
     
    Padawan, Dec 11, 2006 IP
  7. Tiel

    Tiel Peon

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    And we like that - and even that we are believers (something you will never understand) and we think we desere something more form the person we are in MUTUAL love - well may be that make us a little commanding, but nothing more than that.
    And I'm pretty sure you wont be calm with your future mrs Padawan, and will always think abouth "Who is she fu*king with" and never realize that the only person she is haveing sex is you.
    Wish you luck and never be in this situation.
    Also - you will find the LOVE of your life and you will change a lot then.

    Tiel
     
    Tiel, Dec 11, 2006 IP
  8. Padawan

    Padawan Peon

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    Lol, women are always on the lookout for the next guy, the better deal. Thats ok though, because I'm always looking for the next girl these days. Tried marriage once... didnt like it :D
     
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  9. Tiel

    Tiel Peon

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    Your life - your mistakes :)
     
    Tiel, Dec 11, 2006 IP
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    Padawan Peon

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    The mistakes were all hers.. they must have been because all here know that men are perfect :p
     
    Padawan, Dec 11, 2006 IP
  11. Tiel

    Tiel Peon

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    As you say - that's not my problem - that's yours - and when you try to excuse - that mean guilty in conscience.
     
    Tiel, Dec 11, 2006 IP
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    Padawan Peon

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    But I was only ever caught being guilty in the bedroom ;) :D
     
    Padawan, Dec 11, 2006 IP
  13. Tiel

    Tiel Peon

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    #13
    yeah - that's not reason to breack with - that's reason to think why
    And - you didn't say your "trick" to have girl (woman) in bed. :)
    you want one advice - if so - tell me - i'll PM it to you ;)
     
    Tiel, Dec 11, 2006 IP
  14. Padawan

    Padawan Peon

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    Cash always works! :D :D

    Seriously, the best way is to not take them seriously, the better looking a girl is, the more I tease and make fun of her. They're so not used to it that they become intrigued as to why you are not like all the other guys who suck up to their beauty.
     
    Padawan, Dec 11, 2006 IP
  15. Tiel

    Tiel Peon

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    hm... that will never work with me, but seriously - is there any girls wich like that? i mean normal - not BDSM like.
     
    Tiel, Dec 11, 2006 IP
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    trichnosis Prominent Member

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    what a woman wants? there is nobody who can answer this question :D
     
    trichnosis, Dec 11, 2006 IP
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    ferret77 Heretic

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    I have found that also, some woman only like me when they think I might leave them, as soon as I behave like I want to be in commited relationship, which is what they intially want, they lose interest in me and start seeing other people
     
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    pachecus Well-Known Member

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    break the balls
     
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  19. Padawan

    Padawan Peon

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    What women say that want and what they really want is not the same thing!
     
    Padawan, Dec 11, 2006 IP
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    You mean you are not good looking then? :p :D
     
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