I just spent the last couple hours slogging through videos and homemade clips online. Don't ask me why but I guess I needed a laugh. This one made me think of the guys [or at least the ones I know] on DP.
My husband is even less romantic. He would have topped off the cannonball with a big fart in the water - and possibly a really big burp.
He's so cool, he farted in front of me on our first date. I shoulda never went out on the second date. What the hell was I thinking?
Hey, I never tried to change him. I know it's a lost cause.... I just wish he didn't have so much gas. He thinks there's nothing wrong with farting right before he tries to make a move. Do you know how hard it is to get in the mood when it smells like rotten eggs and sausage?
True players know you cut one right after you're done with the bouncy bouncy. They also don't call it the bouncy bouncy.
If you absolutely have to cut one, go ahead and cut one....but don't lift the covers and pull them over my head!!
My wife really lucked out! Before we got married I was a gas blowing fart machine. But as soon as we got married I lost all of my powers. I guess it was my Mom's cooking or something. Or lock the car windows!
That's something you do w/ your friends though. Not your wife or girlfriend. I'd get punched in the face if I did that to my wife.
My gf stopped communicating with me for a little while. By communicating I mean cooking, telling me where my stuff is that I can't find even though it's on the table, and bouncy bouncy. She might have also fallen down and cried.