Hey, NoJobs.. I went to the iPoor Store at my local mall to return my iPoor as the multi touch button was covered in lead based paint, and they refused to refund my money.. What gives?
Why is Steve photographed in the bathroom? And why does he have such a big smile while standing in the bathroom?! Alright, more a smirk.
It is all part of the anti-lead illuminati group. Lead is great, just lick the phone as much as possible!
Hostile, no.. Opinionated, yeah.... But then you find out that most of the toys your toddler has been playing with contain toxic levels of lead, and you might appears "hostile" as well.... I still like Chinese food though...
They are easy to monitor... Assuming you have a portable lead detector handy... Maybe the iPoor inventor can make one of these, or add it to the iPoor...
No, the iPoor was meant to have lead based paint to protect us from the radioactive isotope, which all cel phones have. Another reason to buy the iPoor!