Ever since I released iPoor, I've been getting emails from men asking to get married to me. Now I know what Steve Jobs feels like. Here's one of them: (name changed to protect the innocent) Brian: Would you Marry Me ? Steve: That depends. What do you have to offer? Brian: Nothing really I just want a free iPoor ....So, i got to the idea that getting married to you, could be a good way of getting one .....Regards ... or namaste, or that thing.. Steve: .... What would you reply to this? I am lost for words.
And your site! "In my country, we all use iPoor high technology. If I not use, I will be execute. But it's nice, I like! " — Borat, Journalist.
Maybe you should say yes! It might just scare him away, or maybe it would be the best thing that ever happened to the two of you! I wish you many years of happiness...
OK, here's what I replied to the email. Hello Brian, Send me your photo and I might consider your marriage proposal. But I must warn you, I tend to have flatulence at night and really bad breath in the morning. P.S: I'm over 200lbs. Yours truly, Steve Nojobs. What do you think he'll reply to this? Do you think he'll actually send his photo? It will be funny if he does. (unless it's a really disgusting picture...) (P.S: I linked to the previous DP thread on iPoor instead of the actual site, in case some people have never heard of it before, or others think I'm spamming.)
Lmfao, this has to be one of the most random posts, but very funny and interesting... cool site, haha -linksert
Haven't had that happend but have had men ask if they could sleep with me any my partner at the same time..